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26 / M / Straight / Single
Saint Petersburg, Florida
- Last Online
- Yesterday – 5:23pm
- 6′ 0″ (1.83m).
- Body Type
- Mostly other
- Agnosticism but not too serious about it
- Sagittarius but it doesn’t matter
- Graduated from college/university
- Sales / Marketing / Biz Dev
- Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
- Has dogs and likes cats
- English (Fluently), Yiddish (Poorly), Afrikaans (Poorly), C++ (Poorly), Ancient Greek (Fluently)
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TV- American Dad, Parks and Recs, Community, the Office, Friends, Family guy, C-span 2 and 3, Natty G, Natty G Wild, Animal Network, Science Channel, History Channel, H2, Discovery Channel
Music- Stuff I'd have to ease you into
...Oh wait! My dog Trip
But seriously usually downtown Saint Petersburg
Hi, my name is Scott. I've been told I am the reincarnation of Adonis himself* and I know it's true in my heart of hearts. I work at the soup kitchen and volunteer at the children's hospital in my free time. I enjoy the finer things in life: drugs, alcohol, and general debauchery. I am an amateur wrestler and an official expert on all things Pokemon. I enjoy the title of having created (or assembled, if you will) the world's largest Lego castle in which I currently live. I can carve ice sculptures which I do every winter in front of the Mariott as a sort of creative release. I just do it once a year, as I don't own any gloves and it gets too cold to keep doing it. I have lost both pinky's, and cannot walk a straight line anymore.
As for music - I am currently working on a solo drum album which I am scheduled to go on tour with and open for the Jonas Brothers next year. I can also play harmonica, harpsichord, bassoon, and the timpani. I am really looking for someone well-versed in the recorder, as I plan to begin working on an album of famous Disney songs with harmonica and (maybe you?) on recorder...
As for food - I love everything but pastas. Having been adopted into an Asian family - I was never taught to use utensils like forks and spoons. Pasta is far too difficult to eat with chopsticks. This is often a problem when dating as many women are alarmed by the large rigid object in my pants until I show them they are ceramic chopsticks that I am obliged to carry with me in order to consume my food in a civilized fashion.
I do not presently own a computer, cell phone, or TV. Not that I don't want them but rather because I have used all the outlets in my apartment to plug in fiber-optic flowers, nightlights, and a variety of other "faux flora & fauna" in order to make my apartment look as much like Pandora - the land of the Avatar, as possible. I am currently on a neighbors computer and since I don't know when they're getting home - I really must wrap this up. I hope to hear from you soon.
*note I said the Adonis thing long before charlie sheen went utterly insane and imploded into a gaseous idiosyncratic waste of flesh (wait what?) ....Also Note I really do not think I am a reincarnation of Adonis...I feel like some people may have really thought that I did
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