That's me in the picture...And thats my Dog...You can learn more via messaging... (I've tried a few of these Summaries things out, and I'd figure I should just be vague about it instead) Also is the silliness portrayed in the rest of my profile not a good thing? I don't like to take myself to seriously, though I am really looking for a long term relationship...Vote by messaging me and telling me if my nonsense below is a good or bad thing! I will act or not act accordingly

Figuring it out

Being Awkward.......yeah....

You tell me, I seriously have no idea

I could mentioned all this stuff now...but then what would we talk about?

TV- American Dad, Parks and Recs, Community, the Office, Friends, Family guy, C-span 2 and 3, Natty G, Natty G Wild, Animal Network, Science Channel, History Channel, H2, Discovery Channel

Music- Stuff I'd have to ease you into

Food, Water, Oxygen, an atmosphere and ground to stand on...I could only think of 5 :(

...Oh wait! My dog Trip

little people...why they so lil? Wheres the rest of'm!?

Bedazzling my jean jackets with blind and deaf maybe baby brother (points for understanding maybe baby)

But seriously usually downtown Saint Petersburg

..............................Old Funny Profile...
Hi, my name is Scott. I've been told I am the reincarnation of Adonis himself* and I know it's true in my heart of hearts. I work at the soup kitchen and volunteer at the children's hospital in my free time. I enjoy the finer things in life: drugs, alcohol, and general debauchery. I am an amateur wrestler and an official expert on all things Pokemon. I enjoy the title of having created (or assembled, if you will) the world's largest Lego castle in which I currently live. I can carve ice sculptures which I do every winter in front of the Mariott as a sort of creative release. I just do it once a year, as I don't own any gloves and it gets too cold to keep doing it. I have lost both pinky's, and cannot walk a straight line anymore.

As for music - I am currently working on a solo drum album which I am scheduled to go on tour with and open for the Jonas Brothers next year. I can also play harmonica, harpsichord, bassoon, and the timpani. I am really looking for someone well-versed in the recorder, as I plan to begin working on an album of famous Disney songs with harmonica and (maybe you?) on recorder...

As for food - I love everything but pastas. Having been adopted into an Asian family - I was never taught to use utensils like forks and spoons. Pasta is far too difficult to eat with chopsticks. This is often a problem when dating as many women are alarmed by the large rigid object in my pants until I show them they are ceramic chopsticks that I am obliged to carry with me in order to consume my food in a civilized fashion.

I do not presently own a computer, cell phone, or TV. Not that I don't want them but rather because I have used all the outlets in my apartment to plug in fiber-optic flowers, nightlights, and a variety of other "faux flora & fauna" in order to make my apartment look as much like Pandora - the land of the Avatar, as possible. I am currently on a neighbors computer and since I don't know when they're getting home - I really must wrap this up. I hope to hear from you soon.

*note I said the Adonis thing long before charlie sheen went utterly insane and imploded into a gaseous idiosyncratic waste of flesh (wait what?) ....Also Note I really do not think I am a reincarnation of Adonis...I feel like some people may have really thought that I did

If this debacle of a profile didn't throw you off and are generally perceived as attractive (by more people than your parents ;) )