... "If you can make a girl laugh you can make her do anything"...

Idealist dreamer, and don't you dare tell me no.

I think that trees have souls and anywhere is a good place to lay out a blanket, look up, and wonder.

<3 bare feet on slinky grass. Tree-climber & flower-grower...

The world is my muse, my canvas, my playground and my future. Don't fuck with her.

I suffer from a pretty severe case of biophilia. And it's contagious.

I'm devoted to my four crazy cats.

I love hardy beer. Lots.

I'll call you out for taking anything too seriously. Including your OkCupid profile.

I won't lie to you to make you feel better. I have a hard time not being honest.

I love men in velour track suits. And making mix CDs.

I don't have a favorite color. Or a camera phone.

If you ride with me in my car, I'll probaby sing really loud, apologize, and keep singing. I'll ask you to tell me if you don't like a song, but for some reason you won't exercise the privilege. I hope you like Cindi Lauper, TSC, Beatles and especially MIKA.

I'm way turned on by you're grammar.

My car gets 38 miles to the gallon now that it's cooler. It excites me.

I know what I want.

Getting caught in the rain is the best part of my day.

Developing my flip-flop tan line.

UnImportantly finishing college.

Growing out my hair.

I wander, my little kittens tagging along when they can. I garden a lot.

I have yet to figure out what I want to do for a career. I've been a nanny for many years and I loves it.

Touting my personal accomplishments?

Making people look twice. Growing a rainbow. Lighting fires. Navigation. Avoiding debates. Pouring the beer. Considering the possibilities. Making the situation awkward. Riding my bike in a dress. Taking pictures of myself with my phone in my bathroom mirror, just like YOU. Singing in my car. Going bananas. Being unimpressed. Tofu stir-fry. Doting on my menagerie.

Sunshine
Baubles
Flowers
Big blue eyes

The fact that it's Tuesday and I'm still in the company of Friday night's hooker and smell like 7-11 brand scotch and menthols.

BOOKS- Shel Silverstein, "Where the Wild Things Are", Stephen King, Candace Bushnell, W.K. Clifford, Mencken, HARRY POTTER OMFG!!!

MOVIES- Frank Miller, zombies, comedies, Bruce Lee + subtitles. Across the Universe

MUSIC- old-school hip hop, indie folk, 70's rock, garage punk, the Spill Canvas, Maroon 5 covering Oasis

FOOD- oranges, strawberry mini-wheats, yogurt, lemonade, cheese, hummus, chocolate moose tracks ice cream from Publix, cheese danish from Edgewood Bakery

TELEVISION- Chowder, Pete and Pete, the Office, It's Sunny

ANIMALS- fluffy anteaters, cuddly bears, my cats, my dogs, eagles, fighting fish, giraffes, hortons, igloo-devouring polar bears, jaguars, koalas, llamas, mango-eating anythings, newts, otters, peguins, Quebecian boys, rabies-free raccoons, snakesssss, the Trix rabbit, unicorns, velociraptors, wombats, xof (fox, for all you nondyslexic kids), yaks, and zeebas.

snocones, sunglasses, seashells, scarves, Stella

Love, laughter, leaves, leggings

chapstick, cardigans, camera, crayons, cats

hugs, hope, hats, half-off day at Salvation Army

bike, birds, books, beats, boots

grass, Geo, grapes, good people, Guinness

wet laundry, why?, wanderlust, wow

My purpose in life.

Building the willpower to make it to the center of a Tootsie Pop.

The number elevendy.

Knee-deep in hookers.

Reading my creepy OkC emails.

Because really, does anyone have anything exceptional to do on a Friday? Why not Wednesday night? That's 'Roll Your Own Sushi' Night.

I can't whistle & I steal dental floss. I drink out of the carton-- at other people's houses.

I was hiking at dusk once and got my foot stuck in a hole, and in less than 5 seconds convinced myself that it was the spirits of the mountain demanding my foot as a sacrifice. Hysteria ensued.

One of my ears is significantly better at holding back my bangs than the other.

Little things bother me, more than big things. But not much, and not many.

You aren't a complete bozo, you think I'm rad, and you have something better to say than, "Hey, wut up, let's chat." My bullshit tolerance is low. You also have to be taller than me. I'm shallow. **fact: If you refer to yourself as "howevermany years young", you are probably stupid.