Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
According to The Date Report, a study of surveyed men to find the
most desirable traits of the perfect woman. Let's see how I stack
1. Brunette- yep, brunette everywhere
2. She's 5'5"--nope, 5" 7"-ish though I might be a little shy of
3. 34c Bra--Nope 38DDD, sorry.
4. She's a nurse or teacher--Oh god, no. I actually like to earn
5. Diets--(clears throat) I have my moments. Very tiny
6. Gets along with her mother--Mom's passed, so . . . But I do get
along with my sisters, and my father. Give me a few points
7. No tattoos--Do temporary ones count? No? Then no tattoos.
8. Subtle makeup--That picture up there--no makeup. How subtle is
9. Loves skinny jeans--Sure, I love skinny jeans. Doesn't mean I
fit into any of them.
10. Loves Game Of Thrones--I'm sure I'll be wildly enthusiastic
once I see the television show. Right now the first book is sitting
on my nightstand sadly neglected in favor of Harry Dresden novels.
I did take a Buzz Feed Game of Thrones personality test, once
though. Does that count?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I write a lot, many and varied things. It's how I earn my money.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
. Reading strange
glyphs on a piece of paper and telling you the story of your life.
And apparently, buying the same color of shoe over and over again.
What's up with that?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Exotic foods from foreign lands, junk foods, salads
Rock (all kinds except very heavy metal) and New Age. (What can I
say. I'm a woman of extremes,)
Favorite Movies: (And there are many more, but) The Last Samurai,
and Practical Magic.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
high speed internet
that's it I'm pretty low maintenance
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The nature of the Universe and the next piece I'm will write.
Why you guys feel the need to put in your profile that you are
looking for an "affectionate" woman. Isn't that rather the point?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have bad restaurant karma. It never fails, the order comes out
wrong, something is forgotten, etc. Every time. Its very sad.
What? Not enough self disclosure?
I own an official 3-D Star Trek chess set. How's that for cool?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you are single, and you want to meet a new friend and possibly
carry on things to something more.
Who are you looking for?
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