1. Brunette- yep, brunette everywhere
2. She's 5'5"--nope, 5" 7"-ish though I might be a little shy of that now
3. 34c Bra--Nope 38DDD, sorry.
4. She's a nurse or teacher--Oh god, no. I actually like to earn real money.
5. Diets--(clears throat) I have my moments. Very tiny moments.
6. Gets along with her mother--Mom's passed, so . . . But I do get along with my sisters, and my father. Give me a few points here.
7. No tattoos--Do temporary ones count? No? Then no tattoos.
8. Subtle makeup--That picture up there--no makeup. How subtle is that?
9. Loves skinny jeans--Sure, I love skinny jeans. Doesn't mean I fit into any of them.
10. Loves Game Of Thrones--I'm sure I'll be wildly enthusiastic once I see the television show. Right now the first book is sitting on my nightstand sadly neglected in favor of Harry Dresden novels. I did take a Buzz Feed Game of Thrones personality test, once though. Does that count?
So I'm not the perfect woman. But who knows? I may be perfect for you.