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33 Ypsilanti, MI Man


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  • Ages 21–34
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My Details

Last Online
Mar 27, 2013
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Atheism, and very serious about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Irish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm sarcastic, ironic, a few other ic's, but I'm god damn adorable

I am geeky, macabe, and adorable
What I’m doing with my life
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Unemployed, pathetic shmuck. But at least I own a lot of Star Wars memorabillia.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm a star wars nerd, I'm a master of all things nerdery.

I also write odd and disturbing short fiction.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Weird sense of humor, cute smile, inhumanly long eyelashes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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A)1984, Breakfast of Champions, Man in the High Castle, A Game of Thrones... B)Star Wars (yes all six, even Phantom Menace), Clash of the Titans, Sin City, I watch three or four movies a week and I like most of them. C)The Pogues, Dropkick Murphy, Flogging Molly, The Ramones, Dead Kennedys, The Toasters, I could go on; mainly ska and punk D)food am are good!!!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Star Wars, my friends, my cats, again I have to point out that food am are good!! that's pretty much it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Well not too much actually but the voices in my head tell me to do things. They usually have brittish accents. "Kill the president guv'na it'll be jolly good fun!"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Running a D&D game, having my brain broken by screwed up gamers and their screwed up ways.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I ate a baby.
You should message me if
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You don't take yourself too seriously.

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