Here are a few quick highlights:
I need a coffee intervention.
I have season tickets to Sporting KC and I enjoy going to games. I stand with the hardcore fans...which is unnaturally satisfying for me.
If you're looking for the keys to my heart, they can be found in the shriiine of the silver monkey.
I overuse commas. Not sorry.
I believe life is about creating fulfilling experiences.
I'm an ISTJ if you're into that kind of thing...but I suppose that sometimes makes me a heartless terminator by the book. Shit.