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statetaxchick

44 Scarsdale, NY Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 38–48
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 26
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.71m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I work in Manhattan and live in the the 'burbs. My job and kids are quite demanding, so proximity will make this a lot more feasible.

Hmmmm... well, I think I'm funny, but an audience of one isn't much of a survey pool.

I prefer summer and being barefoot. I'm definitely a foodie and enjoy cooking. I am just as happy in the woods, camping and canoeing as I am on a rooftop terrace, enjoying champagne and fine dining.

My friends, kids, and job all come together in a chaotic, happy mess that I enjoy immensely.

It is important that my match have a great sense of humor and not be threatened by success. The simple, weak stomach, or underachieving need not apply.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Playing, having fun, and generally enjoying myself.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Figuring things out. Being full of useless knowledge. And guessing the right answer when the first two fail.

Getting to the point.

Surprising people with what I can accomplish.

Baking cakes.

Biting sarcasm.

Being a good friend.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My smile and that I am not what they expected, but in a good way. Apparently, I need a better copywriter.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: most books. I love to read fiction. Non-fiction always strikes me like okra. If done well, it's good. If done poorly, you wish you had a dog to feed it to.

Food: sushi, stinky cheese, Ethiopian food, Thai food, and French food.

Shows: Modern Family, Vegas, Copper (BBC), The Following, Under the Dome, Top Gear (BBC), MNF...

Movies: Caddyshack, The Mummy series (maybe that should be part of my willing to admit section below), Buster Keaton, Withnail and I, Much Ado About Nothing, Nightmare Before Christmas, all the Bond films (well, not all of them), action films, anything with Hepburn in it, basically anything worthwhile from the 30s to the 60s, the Royal Tannenbaums, Down by Law.

Music: most kinds. I enjoy more towards alternative/ punk, but you can find me listening to current hits with my kids. My Pandora account is wildly confused: Pink, Fugazi, Leonard Cohen, U2, Katy Perry, Beatles, Pixies, Rhianna, One Direction, Bowie, Imagine Dragons. You get the picture.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My friends. My kids. Music. Savory food. Wine and cheese (I know this is two, but wine and cheese is a devine combination). And some sort of mobile communication device. (In no particular order)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether people write profiles that reflect who they are or who they want to be.

Why my NFL mobile app hates me. It clearly is bent on not telling me the current standings.

Why so many men are photographed without shirts and with fish. There has got to be a cottage industry in shirtless fish photos. Maybe a booth at Coney Island.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Every Friday is different. But it usually involves some combination of friends and/or children.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm scared of caterpillars and writing the word caterpillars gives me the willies.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You know what you want, are serious about it, aren't afraid to take chances, are self-assured, and like to laugh.

Don't contact me if you are hung up on your ex, looking for someone to replace your mom, or are just wildly sketchy. I'm not your therapist, mother, or freaky.