44 Scarsdale, NY
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My self-summary
I work in Manhattan and live in the the 'burbs. My job and kids are quite demanding, so proximity will make this a lot more feasible.

Hmmmm... well, I think I'm funny, but an audience of one isn't much of a survey pool.

I prefer summer and being barefoot. I'm definitely a foodie and enjoy cooking. I am just as happy in the woods, camping and canoeing as I am on a rooftop terrace, enjoying champagne and fine dining.

My friends, kids, and job all come together in a chaotic, happy mess that I enjoy immensely.

It is important that my match have a great sense of humor and not be threatened by success. The simple, weak stomach, or underachieving need not apply.
What I’m doing with my life
Playing, having fun, and generally enjoying myself.
I’m really good at
Figuring things out. Being full of useless knowledge. And guessing the right answer when the first two fail.

Getting to the point.

Surprising people with what I can accomplish.

Baking cakes.

Biting sarcasm.

Being a good friend.
The first things people usually notice about me
My smile and that I am not what they expected, but in a good way. Apparently, I need a better copywriter.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: most books. I love to read fiction. Non-fiction always strikes me like okra. If done well, it's good. If done poorly, you wish you had a dog to feed it to.

Food: sushi, stinky cheese, Ethiopian food, Thai food, and French food.

Shows: Modern Family, Vegas, Copper (BBC), The Following, Under the Dome, Top Gear (BBC), MNF...

Movies: Caddyshack, The Mummy series (maybe that should be part of my willing to admit section below), Buster Keaton, Withnail and I, Much Ado About Nothing, Nightmare Before Christmas, all the Bond films (well, not all of them), action films, anything with Hepburn in it, basically anything worthwhile from the 30s to the 60s, the Royal Tannenbaums, Down by Law.

Music: most kinds. I enjoy more towards alternative/ punk, but you can find me listening to current hits with my kids. My Pandora account is wildly confused: Pink, Fugazi, Leonard Cohen, U2, Katy Perry, Beatles, Pixies, Rhianna, One Direction, Bowie, Imagine Dragons. You get the picture.
The six things I could never do without
My friends. My kids. Music. Savory food. Wine and cheese (I know this is two, but wine and cheese is a devine combination). And some sort of mobile communication device. (In no particular order)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whether people write profiles that reflect who they are or who they want to be.

Why my NFL mobile app hates me. It clearly is bent on not telling me the current standings.

Why so many men are photographed without shirts and with fish. There has got to be a cottage industry in shirtless fish photos. Maybe a booth at Coney Island.
On a typical Friday night I am
Every Friday is different. But it usually involves some combination of friends and/or children.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm scared of caterpillars and writing the word caterpillars gives me the willies.
You should message me if
You know what you want, are serious about it, aren't afraid to take chances, are self-assured, and like to laugh.

Don't contact me if you are hung up on your ex, looking for someone to replace your mom, or are just wildly sketchy. I'm not your therapist, mother, or freaky.