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43 • Scarsdale, NY • Woman
I’m looking for
- Ages 38–48
- Near me
- Who are single
- For long-term dating
- Last online
- Apr 16
- 5′ 7″ (1.71m)
- Body type
- Christianity, and somewhat serious about it
- Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
- Graduated from law school
- Banking / Finance
- Rather not say
- Strictly monogamous
- Has kids, but doesn’t want more
- Likes dogs and has cats
Hmmmm... well, I think I'm funny, but an audience of one isn't much of a survey pool. One friend did say I was funnier than Chelsea Handler, so I got that going for me... maybe.
I love being outdoors - beach, moutains, kayaking, camping, hiking. I prefer summer and being outdoors. I enjoy amazing gastronomic experiences. I'm definitely a foodie and enjoy cooking.
I am generally happy with my life. My friends, kids, and job all come together in a chaotic, happy mess that I enjoy immensely. In short, I am smart, sharp tongued, sporty, and happy.
I am looking for an equal, someone to share amazing experiences with as we fly through the universe on this beautiful blue - green marble. I need someone who can keep up and isn't threatened by success. The simple, weak stomach, or underachieving need not apply.
And while this is dripping with crazy optimism, I am equally jaded and snarky.
Getting to the point.
Surprising people with what I can accomplish.
Being a good friend.
Food: sushi, stinky cheese, Ethiopian food, Thai food, and French food.
Shows: Modern Family, Vegas, Copper (BBC), The Following, Under the Dome, Top Gear (BBC), MNF...
Movies: Caddyshack, The Mummy series (maybe that should be part of my willing to admit section below), Buster Keaton, Withnail and I, Much Ado About Nothing, Nightmare Before Christmas, all the Bond films (well, not all of them), action films, anything with Hepburn in it, basically anything worthwhile from the 30s to the 60s, the Royal Tannenbaums, Down by Law.
Music: most kinds. I enjoy more towards alternative/ punk, but you can find me listening to current hits with my kids. My Pandora account is wildly confused: Pink, Fugazi, Leonard Cohen, U2, Katy Perry, Beatles, Pixies, Rhianna, One Direction, Bowie, Imagine Dragons. You get the picture.
Why my NFL mobile app hates me. It clearly is bent on not telling me the current standings.
Why so many men are photographed without shirts and with fish. There has got to be a cottage industry in shirtless fish photos. Maybe a booth at Coney Island.
Why men look better with hats. Maybe women do too, but I don't see their pictures in such abundance.
How to get off this online dating treadmill.
Why OKC gives me people in East Harlem as being local when I am in Midtown and why it gives me people as being local who are in Greenwich Village when I am on the train out of the City. I'm think OKC needs a geography lesson or to at least understand and appreciate NYC. This isn't Kansas where everything is a 30 min. drive. No offense Kansas.
Don't contact me if you are hung up on your ex, looking for someone to replace your mom, or are just wildly sketchy. I'm not your therapist, mother, or freaky.
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