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staticsoliloquy

27 San Francisco, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 25–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:04pm
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Vietnamese (Okay), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a slow reader and a fast eater. I wish it were the other way around. It would help me get through all the New Yorkers that's been sitting on my desk.

I just moved back to the Bay Area from NYC after spending two years in that glorious city where I could get Korean fried chicken at 1AM and where the subway runs 24/7. Two years wasn't enough.

I am looking forward to spending more time with my parents because I haven't seen them a lot in the last two years. I am also looking forward to catching up on the dining scene in SF. I hear Lazy Bear is excellent.

Lastly, I am deathly allergic to cats. =(
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
At this moment? I'm trying to find out when is the best time to travel to South Africa.

I used to be a biologist and a healthcare banker. Then I spent a period flying to Paris a lot for work. I missed seeing Tina Fey at my previous company's holiday parties. Don't worry - I definitely took a selfie with Tina. What do you take me for? An idiot?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
watching the same movie or listening to the same song over and over again. For example, I listened to "Shake it Off" for 55 times in two days.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
is how much I eat and how frequently I get hungry.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman, Eichmann in Jerusalem, Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?, The Bluest Eyes

Movies: Scent of Green Papaya, Dial M for Murder, Finding Nemo

Shows: The Walking Dead, Top Chef, Modern Family, The Mindy Project

Food: rum raisin ice cream, lamb sausages, bacon, uni, salted caramel cupcakes
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Korean fried chicken
2. my cheap Warby Parker glasses
3. my huge family
5. the scientific method

You should ask me about #4 and #6 on our first date.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
why there aren't more bacon flights. Restaurants have wine and champagne flights.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
out at dinner with either my friends or my family.

Whenever I go on date nights with my parents, I always have to hide a bottle of sriracha for my mom. You bet she will put that sauce on a filet mignon from Michael Mina.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I love Taylor Swift. Life is too short to pretend like I don't like her catchy songs.
You should message me if
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you own cargo shorts, you don't know who Anna Wintour, and / or you're from the Midwest.

Or if you enjoyed reading my profile.