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  • Ages 19–28
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My details

Last online
Oct 6, 2014
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Graduated from university
Banking / Finance
English (Fluently), Russian (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I rely on subjective intuition and rhetorical flourish to propel me through the days - life, or in my nihilist periods, nothing - yielding to Fortuna's whims, taking the good with the bad.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
taking over the world.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
wearing all black, snoozing my alarm clock, breaking my phone (but not losing it), uber, sitting cross-legged on planes.

To be updated as new skills are acquired.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
god knows. probably glasses - not a fashion statement; i tried to put in contacts when i was 12 and couldn't touch my eye, even with the optometrists matronly support, so i stopped, and never tried again - and my smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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movies: woody allen to how high with some indy nonsense sprinkled in the middle

music: jack beats ultra set 2013, duke ellington, and pusha t

shows: curb your enthusiasm on repeat. why did breaking bad have to end?

food: bone marrow, oysters, escargot from st. victors cafe in the 5th, and a bloody steak

books (this one is important, pay attention): a confederacy of dunces, hemingway, tolstoy, lost horizon, f. scott, thompson, blah blah blah. i like reading and want to meet others who can shoot the shit
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
this question is an abortion. i could do without everything.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
a number of equally pointless and meaningful ideas.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
uniformly distributed across a given month: stumbling in to (and out of) oak, greasing the wheels of capitalism, and catching up on the new yorker.
You should message me if
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you read infinite jest or you don't take things too seriously and want to join forces in world domination.