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stayingfoolish1

25 M New York, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Jul 12
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Russian (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I rely on subjective intuition and rhetorical flourish to propel me through the days - life, or in my nihilist periods, nothing - yielding to Fortuna's whims, taking the good with the bad.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
taking over the world.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
wearing all black, snoozing my alarm clock, breaking my phone (but not losing it), uber, sitting cross-legged on planes.

To be updated as new skills are acquired.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
god knows. probably glasses - not a fashion statement; i tried to put in contacts when i was 12 and couldn't touch my eye, even with the optometrists matronly support, so i stopped, and never tried again - and my smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
movies: woody allen to how high with some indy nonsense sprinkled in the middle

music: jack beats ultra set 2013, duke ellington, and pusha t

shows: curb your enthusiasm on repeat. why did breaking bad have to end?

food: bone marrow, oysters, escargot from st. victors cafe in the 5th, and a bloody steak

books (this one is important, pay attention): a confederacy of dunces, hemingway, tolstoy, lost horizon, f. scott, thompson, blah blah blah. i like reading and want to meet others who can shoot the shit
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
this question is an abortion. i could do without everything.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
a number of equally pointless and meaningful ideas.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
uniformly distributed across a given month: stumbling in to (and out of) oak, greasing the wheels of capitalism, and catching up on the new yorker.
You should message me if
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you read infinite jest or you don't take things too seriously and want to join forces in world domination.