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39 M Chicago, IL

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Last Online
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6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from law school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
I'm half nerd, half jock. Half man, half amazing. Half poet laureate, half stand up comic, half human beat box. I realize that last one is three halves.

On a more serious note, I'm kind, compassionate, thoughtful, and intelligent. I'm also genuine, sincere, and probably loyal to a fault. I've got a big heart and I like to think of myself as cultured and worldly. You should be possessed of similar qualities.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say I'm confident that I'll be among the funniest people you've ever met.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a lawyer but I work as a legal investigator. Think Erin Brockovich, but with none of the cleavage and only a fraction of the sass. I usually have a couple side hustles going on, as well.

I lead an active lifestyle. I bike for fun, exercise, transportation, and passion. Lately I've been doing CrossFit. Ever hear of CrossFit, sport of the future? I can see by the look on your face, no.

I'd love it if you could recommend a good yoga dojo. Do they call them dojos? If not, why not?

I'm big on travel. Love travel, especially the international variety and especially in Europe.
I’m really good at
Impressions. A few celebrities, but mostly people I know personally, so you'll have to take my word on their accuracy.

I'm good at figuring things out when I travel and I pride myself on being able to blend in with the locals. I'm often mistaken for a local by locals. So I've got that going for me, which is nice.

I'm pretty awesome at biking in the city, making people laugh, faking it in Spanish, and picking out the perfect gifts for the people I love.

I also have an uncanny ability to identify the actors behind the commercial voice-overs.

You wouldn't guess it to look at me but, when conditions are right, I can cut a rug like nobody's business. Never had one lesson.
The first things people usually notice about me
I've been told I have a face for radio. Oh, and a nice voice. And butt.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books are really difficult to narrow down. I'll read anything I can lay my hands to if it looks interesting enough.

I was a film student in college. While I don't think I was ever of particularly artsy leanings, there was a time when you probably wouldn't have wanted to discuss film with me. But I'm better now. I'm getting better. I like a lot of documentaries, some indie fare, and I guess I'm big on the 70s golden age of American cinema. I like some foreign films, too.

I'm a big lover of music and I'm rarely seen without bumping tunes on my Beats, courtesy of Dre. I love hip hop and my favorite epoch is rap music that originated in New York between 1986 and roughly 1996. I love Delta and early Chicago blues and I've recently decided I should try to play a small role in the preservation of such gems. I also love soul, Motown, jazz, funk, etc.

As for food, I eat as much as possible at all times. I don't do seafood or lamb, but I'm up for just about anything else. Pick an ethnic cuisine, any ethnic cuisine.
The six things I could never do without
The music of Stevie Wonder, Robert Johnson, Nas, A Tribe Called Quest, Prince, and Aretha Franklin. Together, their work makes up my emotional compass.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The origin of and meaning behind the universe and life therein. Lately I've been thinking a lot about how to take my career to the next level. I think about travel a lot.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably at CrossFit or out for a run or a bike ride followed by stuffing my face with some goodness while watching my stories on the DVR. Or I might be on a date or having a guys' night on the town.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sometimes I wonder if I might be a lesbian trapped in a straight man's body. I'm pretty sure I'm a New Yorker trapped in a Chicagoan's body.

Also, I'm a big fan of mixed martial arts. There, I said it. Judge, if you must. I don't partake, I just like to be passively entertained by the spectacle.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–43
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You love to laugh and you believe in treating others as you'd have them treat you. You've got to have some strength and depth of character. Hopefully, you ride a bike and love world travel.