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stealthsmurf

32 M Seattle, WA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 17
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Jonny's the name and I don't know what the game is yet but I love looking for it and trying to figure it out! I love music. I play guitar and piano. I love jamming. I recently broke my foot and put on some weight since I couldn't stand long enough to cook. 4 months of delivery and couch can really add up!

I keep a backpack packed so if adventure happens, I'm ready!

I'm a person who moves and takes forever to unpack, then, I wonder if I need any of this crap.

I can't play video games unless its with other people. I usually watch my roommates/friends play them and thats fun for the 30 minutes I'm awake.

I am adventurous, energetic, and fun loving
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
At the moment, My main goal in life is to live! I'm planning a huge back packing trip on another continent. I'm excited to see what the future will hold. I'm also starting a band and will be playing shows with in a couple of months
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
eating, breathing, walking, talking, and standing. Im just learning how to sit so be patient. I can also make some mean french toast, but I'm still trying to find Denny's secret recipe. I can make sushi that's almost as good as a restaurant and I have a great time doing it!
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm very energetic. Physically, I've been told my eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Authors
Neil Gaiman
J. K. Rowling (Thats right. I liked Harry Potter. its good damn it!!)
Susanne Collins

movies
The Big Lebowski
Ghostbusters
The Painted Veil
Snatch
Sherlock Holmes
Scott Pilgrim vs the world
The Secret of Nimh

Music is a long list
The Beatles, Rise Against, Propagandhi, Strike Anywhere, Reel Big Fish, Foo Fighters, Less Then Jake, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, SoundGarden, Zebrahead, Jimi Hendrix, Led Zeppelin, Smashing Pumkins, Cage the Elephant, The White Stripes, The Dead Weather, Bourgeois Bulletwound, The Army of Freshmen, The Raconteurs, Infant Sorrow
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
MUSIC, guitar, food, water, shelter, the bus. I love the bus but not as much as I love taffy, and I'm a man who loves his taffy. mmmmmmmm mmmmmm
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where am I going to go to next.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Im out on the town with cocain and hookers. Well, that was in my high school days. Today, I'll have a couple of drinks in Ballard or I'll be bartending.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
There isn't a lot that I consider private that would be appropriate in this forum. I use old spice deodorant, and I enjoy the feel of a thong between the time of 3 and 4 am
You should message me if
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You love adventure! If you want to meet for a cup of coffee and get to know someone new