Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
The first thing that must be known is that I am shy
. I have to warm up to someone
before I open up. It makes life awkward in some ways, but it works
for me. If you really want to know something just message me. I'm
This service is asking me to type in German, but since I only was
able to take one year in high school I'm really incredibly rusty.
Ich spreche ein bisschen Deutsch.
I am serene, considerate, and intelligent
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Treading water. I'm not a real member of the rat race. What I mean
by this is that I don't waste my time trying to impress people or
fit in some socially acceptable mold.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Curling my tongue. It's a dominant trait, though, so it's really
genetics involved there more than anything else. I can also extend
the middle and ring finger of my left hand straight out (parallel
with my hand) and lock the tips straight down. What advantage this
confers to me in an evolutionary context escapes me. I am highly
skilled at sarcasm.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Oh, I don't know. Sometimes they say "Your haircut looks nice". So
I guess they notice I get it cut every so often.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
A)I had over 500 books, so can't really pick any "must reads" over
others in my former collection. If I must have a favorite, it would
probably be Isaac Asimov's robot series. Good writing, there.
However, I lost almost all of my books due to a basement
B) I don't go to movies often, but I did see both Iron Man and the
Hulk. Of the two, Iron Man delivered a bit more.
C) Gosh, over 300 CDs and vinyl records in my collection, and I
gotta pick one? Ummm ... Anita Baker
"Rapture", too short of
an album but very, very good.
D) Okay, this is easy. Black Cherry ice cream. Unless food is
supposed to be nutritious, in which case it would be Chinese.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Air, water, food, music, humor, and my five senses. I am very
serious about this list, and thought about it for hours before
writing it down.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why, despite repeated attempts, does my "My Settings" page not
reflect my settings? That's a big one for me. OK Cupid tells me to
trust them, then serves me up some fat white Christian chicks. That
is so far off from my preferences that I wonder what else I should
trust them with. Not that there are a lot of attractive black or
Asian women on this site, but surely if that's what I want then
they should give me a matches page that is blank. I spend some time
thinking about my atheism
, because atheists
get the short end of the
societal stick in many situations.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Not doing anything all that special. It's a resource issue these
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I was playing doctor way before all the other boys.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you really want to. Or you are witty. I, myself, am usually full
of wit. I'm not a salesman. Browse all you want. I'd like to note
that it helps if you know that "Seuss" rhymes with voice and not
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