Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Bo Burnham without the musical talent.
Harold T Anderson without the robe.
Smoker, joker, midnight toker whom no-one calls Maurice.
Navy vet, I worked in the engine and reactor spaces. I've been from
upstate New York to San Diego to Japan. I'm pretty good at puzzles,
like building things, and am quite the handyman.
My Meyer Briggs is INTJ. Which, on a chart of Star Wars characters
is equivalent to the emperor...
Young children and dogs adore me to death. There's something about
me that just makes kids and animals trust me. What it is, I don't
know. I just sit there and play pretend like a good boy.
I sometimes say dumb things around girls that I like. But please,
bear with me, I don't want the stupid stuff to come out of my mouth
I'm looking someone who thinks it would be a good idea while we
were at a zoo to both get face paint.
I'm really looking for a partner with a bit of spunk or wild
energy. Be the Stewie to my Brian. Be the Riversong to my doctor.
Be the Harley Quinn to my joker.
All is fair in love and war. When it comes to it, the facts are
what lines you're willing to cross and, in the end, you can cross
them all. Street rules, I'll give as good as I get and
I'm looking for someone whom can enjoy an old soul as a companion.
From booze and board games, to paintball and rock climbing.
I've been places and seen a lot. I'm laid back, decently carefree,
great under pressure, and level headed.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am out of the Navy going back to school. Moved to Co from Ca in
I'm in Ravenclaw. It doesn't matter what house you're in, just be
aware I may tease you if you're in Jigglypuff.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Turning day to day events into go go gadget events
laughing at anything and acting a foo'. There are so many
characters under my hat that I seem to have acting in my blood.
Either that or some if the voices in my head are taking over. Viva
Soaking in the music.
The inner workings of comedy, movies, book, and people.
Taking naps in the sun with the dogs.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Laughing at my own actions happens frequently. I find an absurdly
odd amount of things humorous.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
books - love books- fantasy, murder mystery, dime novels, sci-fi,
laurrell k hamilton, and pretty much anything written well
"Love you madly" - cake
Is the song I listen to while browsing okc.
Music!! - It'd be easier to list the pandora station I combine on
Video game music radio
The Mariner's Revenge radio
Sleigh Bells radio
The Foundations radio
Motley Crew radio
Halloween party radio
Colt 45 radio
Bowl for Two radio
What's it Like radio
Flagpole Sitta' radio
The Dropkick Murphys radio
Me First and the Gimme Gimmes radio
Sex & Candy radio
Bowling for Soup radio
Bright Eyes radio
Commissioning a Symphony in C radio
Fine Again radio
Repo! The Genetic Opera radio
movies - movies now are all remakes with bad directing trying to
service an established fan group before digging deep to make a
compelling story. that being said i am a movie whore. ill watch
anything and enjoy it. dramas mainly
shows- 30 rock, Dr. Who, FLCL, night court, that 70's show, house
of cards, cheers, friends, the boondocks.
food- food! I Love food. Especially that meat and potatoes. Gravy
boats > bacon. Bacon is great but overhyped.I will always be up
for watching the cooking channel. Good eats and the original iron
chef are my créme de la créme.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my furry companions
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
everything about nothing, i can zone out sometimes.
also sometimes i just start laughing quitely to myself. i find
humor in everything and i forget people can see me untill they all
look to see whats so funny.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
hanging out with my friends and roommates
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I actually can and will dance, but I'll be damned if it's in
I want someone I can talk to on a daily basis and be cool old
I sneeze like a duck. That's right, A duck.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You think it's an old practice to wait to be approached.
If you're a fun person who knows how to be cool headed
You've thought that the comic book store owner in the Big Bang
theory (Stewart) has a charming personality.
Just do it
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