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29 Los Angeles, CA Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 23-29
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
Nov 18
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5' 3" (1.60m)
Body Type
Average build
Judaism but it’s not important
My self-summary
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I'm a walking paradox, a DGAF perfectionist, an anti-establishment wannabe yuppie who loves to work hard but dreams of not working. I'm passionate about experiencing new things, enamored by creativity, and obsessed with all that's cute.
What I’m doing with my life
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Searching for the sun through cubicle and classroom windows
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Hyperbole, innuendo, over-achieving, dancing (I think), sarcasm, making things up and believing them, setting new goals, wordplay, forgetting about half of my new goals, being overly passionate about things, fitting in small spaces, claiming I'm good at things
The first things people usually notice about me
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There's probably a really easy answer to this one...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I prefer dark comedy in my fiction, otherwise lots of non-fiction/philosophy, poetry.

I'll watch anything by: Coen Brothers, Woody Allen, Danny Boyle, Jean-Pierre Jeunet, Chris Nolan, Wes Anderson, Michel Gondry, Robert Rodriguez, and basically anything with Gary Oldman in it.

Arrested Development, Seinfeld, It's Always Sunny, Futurama, Parks & Rec, Community, Nova, King of the Hill, Mad Men, Breaking Bad

I go through phases with music, given the week I could be obsessed with anything between the Misfits and Miles, Daft Punk and Dilla, or Frankie Blue and Bowie.

Something fishy, something garlicy, something spicy, or something natural-y.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My eyes
The internet
Trader Joes
Public Broadcasting!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
whether or not I just used that word correctly

how nerdy is TOO nerdy

the nature of my reality

how to steal back from wall street
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
drinking, watching a movie, or learning
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My kind of pillow talk may include scrabble strategies...
You should message me if
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you're different

glasses and flats are your thing

you have a sailboat you're dying to take me on

you're feeling bold