Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm kind of all over the place. I went to college to be an actor,
but ended up studying neuroscience and focusing in that direction.
I grew up wanting to act, be in a band, dig up dinosaurs and design
buildings, all at once. I'm a shy guy, but not afraid to get
I am outdoorsy (like everyone else on this website, it seems), but
I'm more familiar with what to climb or explore in the
Bellingham/Whatcom county area, than the Seattle region. So if you
know any good hikes or places to explore, show me!
And if it looks like I click on your profile a lot and being
creepy, it's probably because I'm on my phone whenever I'm on here,
and when I page up, I either I click on a bunch of random people by
accident or click on the ads on the side. I'm a complete spaz.
What I’m doing with my life
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For now, I'm just working for a biotech company doing histology and
densitometry, hanging out with my pooch and exploring Seattle here
and there. Hopefully I'll go back to school in a couple of years,
but I'm just playing it by ear for now.
Also, I like walking my basset, Osita, around green lake.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I really like cooking, baking some breads and other stuff. Usually
am the one to make holiday dinners for my mom or dad.
Laughing. I laugh when I'm nervous, embarrassed, scared or just
imagining what's the worst thing I could say in a situation (keeps
me fresh so I don't put my foot in my mouth). It's not like I'm
some giggly idiot just laughing at the slightest breeze, but I do
like to laugh. It's probably some weird ass defense mechanism, I
Also, after going on a few dates from this site, I've realized I'm
good at putting my foot in my mouth and giving an awkward
handshake/hug clusterfuck when we meet or part ways because I still
don't know how the hell to greet someone you've met on the
The first things people usually notice about me
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I look young for my age (which gets a bit annoying, but meh, it'll
work out in the long run).
And my facial expressions. I don't do it on purpose, but you know
what, if you say something offensive, hilarious, shocking, I will
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Most stuff by Michael Crichton, J.D. Salinger, Jerry
Movies: Almost everything by the Coen brothers, Tucker and Dale vs.
Evil, Goodfellas, Evil Dead trilogy and everything in
I also have a soft spot for hilariously shitty horror movies (Troll
2 is the best example).
Shows: Most of what I watch is on Netflix, but my favorites are
Mystery Science Theater 3000, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The IT Crowd,
Spaced, The Mighty Boosh, Mitchell and Webb, Daily Show and Colbert
Report, Archer and Bob's Burgers.
I'm also big into stand-up, with my favorites being Bill Burr,
Louie C.K., Kevin Hart, Patrice O'Neal and everyone related.
Podcasts: Your Mom's House Podcast, Bertcast, Todd Glass Show,
Monday Morning Podcast
Music: RHCP, Andrew Bird, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, The Black Keys,
everything by Jack White, Death Cab...I don't know, just off the
top of my head. There's a bunch.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My basset hound
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What the hell keeps running back and forth on my roof like some
cracked out raccoon when I lay in bed. EVERY NIGHT.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I might stay in and hang out with my dog, but I also might go to
capitol hill or greenwood with my friends. I'm really open to
Honestly, as I've gotten older, staying in and relaxing on a Friday
night to recuperate after the long work week is ideal. After that,
I'm game for anything!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm open to whatever this site has to offer. I'm not really
expecting to meet my true love, but more of just hoping to meet
some cool people and maybe develop a relationship with one of them.
You should message me if
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You thought my profile was interesting, mildly funny, or you want
to know more
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