I am 29 with 2 children and recently separated. I want to relax, meet people with both similar and not quite similar interests, so that I may get to know them, and enjoy my time with them.

I work as an RN. I have returned to school to obtain a bachelor's degree, I have finished the program and am looking forward to graduation. After graduation my plan is to spend some amount of time decompressing, enjoying life, family, friends, and myself. Then after a year or perhaps two I will return to school. At that time I will most likely obtain a MSN in education. Followed by teaching at a college/university somewhere. Coming in last is to retire and travel till I cannot pretend to be not old.

Stating the obvious? Sarcasm? Attracting the skeezy people?Inappropriate laughter - you know like when you remember something quite funny in the middle of church services. I suppose I have always wished to have a small amount of talent at writing. But, I don't, not really. I do know that I am excellent with young children and near all animals. I somehow seem to communicate best with babies and pets. Perhaps, because I find it so compulsively easy to like them. Adults however must prove themselves to me before I am willing to rub their tummies or talk to them in babysqueaks.

That I have a nose, perhaps. Maybe, that we are naked and grinding. I guess not. Alright, seriously now. I find this quite an interesting topic because, if answered perfectly accurately, it may tell just as much about me as it would about the people that are doing the noticing. Which of course makes it difficult to answer, being that it greatly depends on who's noticing me. It would almost be better to ask what I usually notice first thing about others. But I'll give it my best shot. A straight man passing the opposite way down the hall I am walking in would defintely stare for an inappropriate length of time at my chest. And when people that I do not know do that, it makes me uncomfortable, so do try to not do that.
A dentist, if she were a straight female, or otherwise unconcerned by breasts, would first notice that my teeth are more pointy than they ought to be and not as straight as the ought to be. Women, the sort of women that like shoes at least, would probably first notice my shoes. Either in disgust or envy, it doent matter because in both ways they would first notice my shoes. Personaly, I feel what people ought to first notice about me is something that was read aloud to me from a thirteen-year-old girls book on astrology. It said that people born on my birthday were bright shiny lights in the dim dark crowd of humanity. It said lots more, but that first part is my favorite, so I wish people would notice that first about me. I have taken into consideration wearing it written on a sandwich board, but discarded this idea upon realizing that then people would first notice that I was wearing a sandwich board and would most likely dismiss as malarky anthing that sandwich board had to say.

I was once tattooed by a one-eyed man. Well, he actually had two eyes, however, one of them was not a real eye. He would sometimes pop out the fake and toss it about. He even threw it at me once. Strange, yet true.