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stephaniesparks

27 Paris, France Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 27–34
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 3:07am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism
Sign
Virgo
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Chinese (Poorly), Tagalog (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Just moved to Paris for grad school.

I won't be in the location stated in my profile until the timelines listed below.

In a relationship with Reddit and food. Single, drama-free, never married, zero children, no emotional baggage. MBTI: ENTP

Yes, I like piña coladas.

( ) 2015 October - Cologne, Germany
(x) 2015 August - Paris, France
(x) 2015 July - Manila, PH
(x) 2015 June - Boracay, PH
(x) 2015 April - Bangkok, Thailand + Siem Reap, Cambodia
(x) 2015 April - Puerto Princesa, PH
(x) 2015 February - Hong Kong
(x) 2015 February - Manila, PH
(x) 2014 December - Manila, PH
(x) 2014 October - Paris, France
(x) 2014 April - USA (NY, NJ, PA, DC, MA, RI, NC, SC, GA, FL) Bahamas & Jamaica
(x) 2013 September - Nanning, Guangxi Province, China

Currently in: Paris, France

Til then, I'm on Line/Whatsapp/Kakao/Wechat/Viber/iMessage if you'd like to get to know each other. I might be heading your way pretty soon.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm currently in an existential quarter-life crisis. In the mean time, I'll be searching for the next airline seat sale.

I'm also putting my BFA Advertising Arts degree to shame by being a Property Investment Consultant and selling residential condos and commercial office spaces for a living.

Future plans:
the "Eat, Shop, Drink" version of "Eat, Pray, Love".

Planning to travel, couchsurf and backpack around the globe. Let me know if you want to help carry my backpack or if you want to tag along!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Eating. Food is love.
Being passive aggressive.
Kissing.
Binge watching everything on Netflix.
I'm awesome at karaoke. (Because I'm Asian.)
I'm also really good at the Savasana yoga pose.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You tell me.
Edit: please stop telling me

“When you judge a woman by her appearance, it doesn’t define her, it defines you.”
― Steve Maraboli

'cause darling, I'm a nightmare dressed like a daydream.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
TV Series:
Suits (lawyers are the hottest) ,
White Collar (generally, guys in suits are the hottest)
Mad Men
Parks and Recreation
Covert Affairs
Community
The Mindy Project
Breaking Bad
Arrested Development
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
30 Rock
Louie
Inside Amy Schumer
Veronica Mars
Bob's Burgers
MTV's Catfish (this is my ultimate guilty pleasure)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Gadgets!
My Passport
Netflix + Hulu
Pink Floyd and Tequila (They're my dogs and they count as a collective)
Food
And of course, YOU! (I have yet to meet you.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Closing. Always be closing. ALWAYS BE CLOSING." - Blake (Glengarry Glen Ross)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Uncorking a bottle of red. You can't spell wine without WIN!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
» I like long romantic walks to the fridge.
» I don't like cheese. (Is that a deal breaker?)
» The real reason I'm single is because I didn't forward that chain email back in 2001.
» I'm a clinomaniac.
» One of the best feelings in the world is unboxing a new gadget.
» I think the sexiest part of a guy is his jaw. #BillRancic #MattBomer #EricDecker
» Suits instantly make you 10 times sexier.
» Also, I'm deathly terrified of birds.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
It really helps if you're sarcastic and charming. Blow me away with your rapier wit. I'm sapiosexual. (Look it up.)

It also helps if suits are a daily part of your wardrobe. #DonDraper #HarveySpecter

Major brownie points for facial hair.

You are most welcome to send me a message if you look like THIS GUY (What? A girl can dream. Haha)

Hoping to find my future partner in crime / best friend.

*You have a full keyboard and no character limit. Take advantage of that luxury when you're sending me a message. None of this "hi" / "hello" nonsense.

And I know you heard about me. So, hey! Let's be friends. I'm dying to see how this one ends. Grab your passport and my hand. I can make the bad guys good for a weekend.