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27 Madrid, Spain Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:42pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
When drinking
Atheism, and very serious about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from space camp
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I think it's essentially impossible to describe yourself without appearing really strange, but I'll try..
I'm originally from Belfast in Northern Ireland, and came to Madrid for a change of scenery! Although, that was a while ago...

One of my friends recently paid me the enormous compliment of comparing me to....... a fungus. In that, I grow on you over time. Ha. Better than it sounds, then, thank god.

I'm pretty laid-back and have a very flexible sense of humour! I don't think I could survive without all the comedy in my life.. self-inflicted or otherwise!
Probably the most important thing about myself to describe is that I'm one of those people who questions everything.. I love the question 'why?'...! I can't stand it when people never even stop to think about things, or why they happen..
So basically, if there's anyone who likes a long philosophical discussion one minute, then laughing at ridiculous South Park episodes the next, perfect!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Teaching English/leading horses to water. Well, perhaps not. My experience with horses was much more successful.
The future? Plans without ideas and ideas without plans.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Eh, I'm not sure what I'm 'really' good at.. I mean, I'm really good at eating but I guess that doesn't qualify.
I used to play guitar, which I'm now starting to do again.. same for songwriting.
Games.. PC, PS4 or Xbox. Yep, they're all necessary.
Knowing random facts about history..
Continuing to be an Arsenal fan despite the years of torture and disappointment..
I go running from time to time, but the only sport I really play would be badminton or football in the park, if that counts..
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That depends on the person doing the noticing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Catch 22; Blood Meridian; Lord of the Rings. All the Pretty Horses, A Song of Ice and Fire, Harry Potter, all that stuff!
Films: I'm obsessed with films so that's just impossible... Anything Kubrick, Sci/Fi in general, Monty Python, Pixar, Disney.. and of course, The Muppets. But I've seen a serious amount of films. Also, I'm an absurd Star Wars fan. Ridiculously so.
The same for tv, I like a lot..! Game of Thrones, Arrested Development, Cosmos (Neil deGrasse Tyson is my 'man crush', his voice is like silk), Archer, Breaking Bad, South Park, Doctor Who, Community, the Office, Sherlock, House of Cards, Mad Men, the Walking Dead, Big Bang Theory, Arrow, Firefly, older British comedies... etc etc
Music: I don't listen to much music from the last few years due to the horrible infestation of reality TV stars, B**ber and so on... I like basically everything from the Beatles to Notorious BIG....
Food: Italian, Mexican, Indian, French, Spanish... basically anything that isn't fish or has an unnecessary amount of vegetables. Emphasis on the no fish part. Ugh.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Just about everything from global geopolitics, to getting a dog, to wondering what colour actually is and how we perceive it, to so many other things! I think of lots of really weird things, just ask my students... probrecitos.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Most likely at home watching a series, reading something, or having a quiet drink in a local bar.. I think I've outgrown my 'night club' phase, so that doesn't happen so often these days.
You should message me if
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Well, by now, you should have a reason to message me, and if you don't, then you don't! :)