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Teapotist

26 Madrid, Spain Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:07pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Other
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Education
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Ok, so like most people it's hard to know where to begin!
I'm originally from Belfast in Northern Ireland, and came to Madrid for a change of scenery!
So, about myself? I think I'm a very thoughtful person, in that, I live my life by the 'To Kill a Mockingbird' rule of 'Always put yourself in other people's shoes'. So I'm always thinking (apparently, 'overthinking') and considering the many things that happen in this world and life. I'd like to meet someone similar.. Can't stand people who just accept things and never contemplate!

All that maybe sounds quite serious.. but I'm also very laid-back and a very flexible sense of humour! I don't think I could live without all the comedy in my life.. self-inflicted or otherwise! So basically, if there's anyone who likes a long philosophical discussion one minute, then laughing at ridiculous South Park episodes the next, perfect!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Teaching English/leading horses to water. Well, perhaps not. My experience with horses was much more successful.
The future? Plans without ideas and ideas without plans.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Eh, I'm not sure what I'm 'really' good at.. I mean, I'm really good at eating but I guess that doesn't qualify.
I used to play guitar, which I'm now starting to do again.. same for songwriting.
Strategy games? Although strangely terrible at board games...
Knowing random facts about history..
Oh wait! I'm 'really' good at doing nothing when I should be doing something..
Continuing to be an Arsenal fan despite the years of torture and disappointment..
The first things people usually notice about me
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That depends on the person doing the noticing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Catch 22; Blood Meridian; Lord of the Rings. All the Pretty Horses, A Song of Ice and Fire, Harry Potter, all that stuff!
Films: I'm obsessed with films so that's just impossible... Anything Kubrick, Star Wars/Sci Fi, Monty Python, Pixar.. and of course, The Muppets. But I've seen a serious amount of films.
The same for tv, I like a lot..! Game of Thrones, Arrested Development, Archer, Breaking Bad, South Park, Doctor Who, Community, the Office, Sherlock, House of Cards, Mad Men, the Walking Dead, Big Bang Theory, Arrow, Firefly, older British comedies... etc etc
Music: I don't listen to much music from the last few years due to the horrible infestation of reality TV stars, B**ber and the like. I prefer older music, like the Beatles, Velvet Undergound, Smiths, Cream, Hendrix.. etc etc
Food: Italian, Mexican, French, Spanish... basically anything that isn't fish or has an unnecessary amount of vegetables. Emphasis on the no fish part. Ugh.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Just about everything from global geopolitics, to getting a dog, to wondering what colour actually is and how we perceive it, to so many other things!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm more of a 'going out on Saturday' person, so Friday is very often just watching a film/series or a quiet drink somewhere!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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On here? Mm, I've taken 'setas' twice in my life..
You should message me if
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If you are a nice person and you think we'd get along?