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stephend24

27 M Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:55am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Administration
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
you know those guitars that are like, double guitars?
What I’m doing with my life
working a boring office job, learning everything i can about cocktails, squandering all other disposable income on tacos
I’m really good at
-making fancy drinks

-baking

-terrible puns

-losing my mind when i see a corgi
The first things people usually notice about me
"what is that idiot smiling about"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
mountain goats, clipse, mclusky, guided by voices, clams casino, jim o'rourke, sparks, lightning bolt, the strokes, arthur russell, colin stetson, pavement, sky ferreira, exploding hearts, the shivvers, sleater kinney, puff daddy "come with me"

amadeus, hedwig and the angry inch, dr. strangelove, manhattan, stop making sense, suspiria, crumb

no reservations/parts unknown, the wire, good eats, king of the hill, louie, breaking bad, antiques roadshow, sherlock, game of thrones, regular show, that mitchell and webb look, this old house

norwegian wood, naked, in defense of food, tender at the bone, the rest is noise, surely you're joking mr. feynman

preacher, essex county, saga, hawkeye, achewood, calvin and hobbes

everything bagels, foldable pizza, burgers with runny eggs, barbecue
The six things I could never do without
bike
stand mixer
bourbon
library card
the escape from new york soundtrack
cheese

honorable mentions: bad infomercials, gifs, grapefruit la croix
I spend a lot of time thinking about
opening a bar in japan

ice cream

the world being a vampire
On a typical Friday night I am
doing whatever I can to make saturday difficult
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
in kindergarten my teacher had to talk to my mom because i kept hitting people's butts
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you want to get drinks/try one of the ridiculous concoctions i'm currently messing with

you have a really bad joke

you are into the idea of twilight zone marathon