37 Chicago, IL
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My self-summary
I'm a perv.


Seeks diversion, distraction, a glance, a chortle, a drink.
What I’m doing with my life
Avoiding the big questions, dwelling on the little things.

Indulging my impulses.

Chuckling at the descriptor "worse-mannered."
*If that describes you, please do get in touch.
I’m really good at
(in no particular order)
Being in control.
Going to parties.
Pulling hair.
Day drinking.
Bending you over the table/counter.
Linguistic sparring.
Losing control.
The crossword.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm tall. I'm not a bro.
I've got dark eyes, big hands.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Mostly Wu-Tang, but also ...
NPR, YouPorn, bagels, Jane Austen, Borges, Susan Sontag, Coleridge, Walter Benjamin, tacos, Velvet Underground, Leonard Cohen, The Specials, Ella Fitzgerald, TRex, Pavement.
Lately it's tons of Terry Eagleton and Joan Didion.
The six things I could never do without
A good book, a bike, whiskey, coffee, fucking ... five's enough.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Doing certain things with certain people.


Good books, songs, ideas.

Chicago fashions -- sure seems to be a lot of leisurewear in this town. Comfort is king? Where does dignity fit in?
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I might want to lick your asshole.

Also, I'm super friendly. (Really)
You should message me if
You don't take yourself too terribly seriously and you're not too terribly prudish.

And if you have a submissive side.

And if you like drinking during the day (or night).

Let's just start with a drink or a bike ride (or both).

Note: my photo is headless because of the nature of my job. I'm happy to send a better photo. Just ask.