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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21-28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 3:00pm
Asian, White
6' 3" (1.91m)
Body Type
Doesn’t have kids
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Well - I considered using keywords as if this was an online job site. You know instead of using words like "teamwork" and "synergy". I use words like "funny" and "huge penis"... buuuuuut I think that would be pretty frowned upon and a disservice to those that read the substance and don't just make this wordy tinder.

So here goes.

I'm a 6'3" Scotish Korean male looking for a female of equal awesomeness to make unforgettable memories and genetically superior babies. The baby part is in the future. Like at least 4 years. The fun stuff though... let's do that immediately.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
My goal is pretty much to live a great life filled with memorable experiences. This includes trying new things, traveling, and just being a good person. That sounds generic, but that's my life mission statement for Adam LLC. I want someone that wants their company, who has the same ideals and business model, to merge with mine and make a superpower. Fortune 500's most envied company. Adam and ________. Or _______and Adam. We can negotiate the name placement later...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Figuring out a person. - I was able to order a 4 course meal and wine choice for someone and get everything exact.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm not as Asian looking as my photos let on. My eyes squint when I smile, and naturally I smile in pictures. I guess someone could capture me in a moment of sadness but that's like finding a unicorn.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I am pretty competitive, so the hobbies I have generally involve some sort of competition. Even if it's not supposed to be competitive. So if you and I are hiking, without telling you, I will be thinking "we're racing". This includes competition with random people on a treadmill in the gym so Its not all bad haha. Basketball, watching movies, guitar, piano are a few to name. No, I'm not a very big reader but if you hand me a book I'll read it. Which is unusual because as I kid I read a TON, which gratefully has left me pretty well rounded.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1.) Brain
2.) Heart
3.) Liver
4.) Family
5.) Cheese
6.) Penis

If you laughed at number 6. We are off to a good start. If you were grossed out, you're just another lame person. If you were grossed out but laughed too, you're normal.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Ways to incorporate "that's what she said" into regular conversation.

What if or would you rather scenarios.

Random observational discoveries of social and/or scentific nature. An example like what are the advantages of citrus fruits being generally in the 600 nanometer range of the light spectrum. (Lemon,lime, orange). Or on one girl's profile, it said "I like a guy who's active." Which I laughed outloud and thought "she means not fat"

Usually just really inappropriate funny things. The people that know me, know to ask what are you thinking about if I ever just scoff or chuckle to myself. Just know if I don't voluntarily share it, that means it may be just THAT inappropriate or potentially offensive.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Saving money for my next big adventure or a different friday night where I can now spend double.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
There really isn't anything I'm not willing to admit. On a first date, I asked an uncomfortable question of what her most embarrassing moment was, and she then fired back the question have I ever tucked it to see what I would look like without my man hood. I laughed and admitted I have. "Would you fuck me?... I'd fuck me" if you get that reference you're cool in my book.

Just wanted to add that today Livin La Vida Loca was on the radio. I made the conscious decision to not change it... I'm just that manly.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-you want to actually put in effort. I take the time to write multiple paragraphs to girls I may have a connection with, So write me at least a paragraph if you're contacting me for the first time or if you're replying back.

-you want to actually meet. Having to communicate through lengthy meaningful messages is rough on everyone's time. If I had it my way we would meet as soon as we established mutual interest. Anyone can sound interesting or fun. Let the date speak for itself.

Ever heard of Pareto's 80/20 Principle? It's named after an Italian economist who observed in 1906 that 80% of the land in Italy was owned by 20% of the population. In essence the principle states that, for many events, roughly 80% of the effects come from 20% of the causes.

-Using this I can say that out of the 80% of men that message you, 20% actually want an actual relationship. Every 10 messages 1.6 want to date you. (keep in mind it may not be the guy you want)

-Out of the 80% of women who i send messages to, only 20% will reply. 10 messages sent out, 1.6 will reply.

Hoping each of us get our 1.6 we're hoping for :)