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stephenwin88

26 M Ovenden, UK

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:43pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm an eternal pessimist or at least I hope I am. See what I did there? It's hard to sum up myself without either sounding like an arrogant, self important knob or somebody who feels far too sorry for themselves. I guess I'm kinda good, kinda funny and kinda intelligent. Now tell me you're not kinda interested!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Laboriously struggling through my debut novel. I'm pretty much JK Rowling, George RR Martin and all the contributing authors of the bible rolled into one. That is my prowess as a storyteller if I had to sum it up.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Looking fine and kidding myself.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Erm tits. Or my half beard. Or my ghetto booty. Or my joie de vivre.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Pretty much digging Game of Thrones in all of its formats at the moment.

Alpha Papa made me laugh...a lot.

Neil Diamond. Need I say more on him?

Is there a better tasting food when done right than a roast potato? I don't think so.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Hope
2. Laughter
3. People
4. Working joints - otherwise everybody would just be rigid statues and nothing would get done.
5. Teeth - what can I say, I have a nice smile.
6. A head - because then I'd just be 'that guy without the head' and that'd be embarrassing!

So there you go three serious ones, three not so serious...I don't really care about hope or laughter.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Writing the wittiest answers to the categories on an OK Cupid profile.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Well I guess I'm marking it off on my calendar as being one week closer to the end. Is that too dark? I sense it's too dark.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That if Neil Diamond was to ask for my hand in marriage I'd drop you immediately!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You dig ugly, wannabe authors. If that's your bag then look no further. Here I am!