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43 Richland, WA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Jan 24
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Christianity, and somewhat serious about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
No Psycho-Rabbit-Killing Nutburgers PLEASE!!!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I hold several degrees/accreditations but focus primarly on chemistry and environmental sciences. I'm also a Certified Safety Engineer.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing. I've written humor professionally for decades. Primarily on craziness of being single. Not "quit your day job" kinda thing ... but I CAN make you giggle. Yes, that IS a challenge. Call me on it!
The first things people usually notice about me
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My eyes. They are bright yellow w/blue.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Book: Davinci Code, Movie: Dark Knight, Show (live): Penn and Teller in Vegas, TV Shows: Supernatural, most crime/dramas, Music: 80' music, Food: I like places that aren't "Corporate."
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Otter Pops
My Dog
A microwave (not a good cook)
My car
My friends and my family
(Not NECESSARILY in that order)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My last relationship. It was 3 years long and now it is over. I'm just CURIOUS what I could have done better? AND why I chose her in the first place! Relax, I know better than to try to fix what is broken.

I often think --- during a conversation --- "Does this person have ANY idea how full of crap they are?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying to find some single friends to go out and cause a little trouble. Not the "wake up in jail" kinda trouble, the fun kind.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Honestly? I'm an open book. If you wanna know something? Just ask. But for a direct answer? I've seen almost every episode of "ICarly." Wow, can't believe I am copping to that!
You should message me if
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If you would like to meet somebody who is HONEST, caring, more-than-a-little smart, not-so-bad looking , and 100% FUN!!