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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-35
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Nov 23
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 6" (1.68m)
Body Type
Full figured
Other and laughing about it
Dropped out of Two-year college
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Greetings! I'm a just a weirdo who's in love with the aggravating process of creating something new, that uncontrollable kind of laughter that knots up your stomach and threatens your ability to breath, cereal with toys in the box, destination-less adventures, and dinosaur activity books.

I live with my best friend Erik, we're both amazing people and are always looking for cool cats to stomp around with. The main purpose of this profile is to meet some interesting people and make a few new friends.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I do that obligatory work thing Monday through Friday, but try to manage a life around it.

Urban Exploration is awesome fun, you're poking around a spooky abandoned's very Scooby Doo.

I also like to sing and dance around when people aren't looking or listening. I listen to music on vinyl, build things with legos, and
doodle on napkins.

I very lazily own a small business making weird jewelry and trinkets which I sell in places such as art shows, cons, farmers markets, back alleys, black markets, truck stop bathroom stalls, and the internet.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making Mixed CDs. Legos (I once built a robot named Phil). Being a trauma sponge (meaning, I'm a good listener). Spotting shooting stars, when other people conveniently weren't looking at the sky, and watching zombie movies while eating lasagna...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably my hair, it's usually nuts.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music? Dear God, that's such a loaded gun. I like a lot but I'll just list my current top nine(not specified by order).

1. Beatles
2. Radiohead
3. Talking Heads
4. Pixies
5. Dead Weather
6. Pink Floyd
7. Nick Cave/Badseeds
8. Frank Zappa
9. Man Man

I don't watch too much TV but I'll offer a nine item list for that as well (also not in order).

1. Mr. Show
2. Adventure Time
4. Beakmans World
5. Twin Peaks
6. X-Files
7. Freaks and Geeks
8. MST3K
9. Flight of the Concords

As far as movies are concerned I like anything from slapstick comedy to ultra esoteric creatively insane mind bending concept flicks, and everything in between! (I think Wes Anderson movies would be the in between.) Here's my nine.

1. Crybaby
2. Evil Dead
3. Dead Alive
4. Young Frankenstein
5. Fight Club
6. Jurassic Park
7. Blue Velvet
8. Empire Records
9. Hausu

I'm always willing, and yearning to check out new media so anybody with some good suggestions, just feel free.

When I pick something up it may be one of these authors.

1. George Orwell
2. Patrick Rothfuss
3. Neil Gaimen
4. Chuck Palahniuk
5. H.P. Lovecraft
6. Hunter S. Thompson
7. Bukowski
8. Lewis Carroll
9. Sam Kieth

I'm also a total fan of George Carlin, Bill Hicks, and Mitch Hedberg.

My favorite foods are probably, corned beef and cabbage, cheese, and chicken wings.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Dreaming
2. My eyeballs/specs
3. The sad disillusioned hope that one day I may be able to teleport
4. Ink/Paper
5. Creation
6. Nicolas Cage
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Outer space and the vastness it holds. Dinosaurs and how utterly amazing they were. Robots, oceanic life, urban legends and tall tales.

My future and the steps I plan on taking to better and expand it, such as finding a better job or going back to school, maybe picking up juggling/fire walking/becoming a shark.

On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing something nefarious and entertaining, I'd hope.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Whenever I'm alone in my house at night and I hear a noise I can't help but look around for something I can use as a weapon against the monster/ghost/killer who is not lurking around.

I'm slightly obsessed with the number nine.

Also, I never learned how to ride a bike.

You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're interested in hunting for treasure or building stuff out of Legos, you're awake in the middle of the night.

You like to get lost in the creative flow of things.

You can steer me in the direction of cool local establishments and thrift shops, want to get together and cook some crazy thang, or if you just want to hang out with some fairly intelligent, chilled out, non God fearin' folk.