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sternrules

39 M New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:51pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
philosophically flexible apartisan pragmatist with a leaning toward the bizarre, eccentric, and obscure.

and if that didn't grab your attention, i am taller, better looking, smarter, and funnier than this page implies so those of you out of my league please do not be dissuaded.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
currently a graduate student in forensic psychology...previously a musician in san francisco...previouslier a snot nose kid on long island.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
being hyper, excitable, and completely transparent, random inane observation, communicating, irreverence, bluntness, overanalyzing everything, and being highly sensitive and emotionally open (but don't tell anyone about those last two).
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my ridiculous lack of color...i look like i've spent the last 20 years in a bomb shelter...and i'm half iraqi...i was denied my right to golden browness, or at least some sort of beige...no, i have the complexion of a peeled turnip.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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books - geek love, confederacy of dunces, the naked ape, private parts, hunter thompson, tom robbins, herman hesse, dr. seuss, etc etc.

movies - slingblade, ususal suspects, pi, 80s / early 90s comedies, coen brothers, daniel day lewis, cinderella (the skinemax version), etc etc.

tv - its always sunny, seinfeld, south park, and a bunch of cooking shows when i had cable.

music - yes.

food - i like the stuff that's not good for you the best, but in truth eat annoyingly healthy at home...got to keep the figure somewhat presentable.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
women, whiskey, really comfortable slippers, beer, humor, my homemade bidet.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the fraudulence of political correctness.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
still me unless halloween falls on a friday in which case there's no telling who I am.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i like to cuddle and talk about feelings and shit.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 30–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you embrace absurdity.
you're passionate and opinionated.
you're an unapologetic shit talker.
you've got the balls to put me in my place.
you want to mingle your weirdness with mine and see what happens.