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  • Ages 30-40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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Last online
Yesterday – 1:02pm
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5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
Judaism but it’s not important
Working on Post grad
Doesn’t have kids
My self-summary
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philosophically flexible apartisan pragmatist with a leaning toward the bizarre, eccentric, and obscure.

and if that didn't grab your attention, i am taller, better looking, smarter, and funnier than this page implies so those of you out of my league please do not be dissuaded.
What I’m doing with my life
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currently a graduate student in forensic psychology...previously a musician in san francisco...previouslier a snot nose kid on long island.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
being easily excitable and excessively straightforward, random inane observation, communicating, irreverence, overanalyzing, and being highly sensitive and emotionally open (but don't tell anyone about those last two).
The first things people usually notice about me
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my ridiculous lack of color...i look like i've spent the last 20 years in a bomb shelter...and i'm half iraqi...i was denied my right to golden browness, or at least some sort of, i have the complexion of a peeled turnip.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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books - geek love, confederacy of dunces, the naked ape, private parts, hunter thompson, tom robbins, herman hesse, dr. seuss, etc etc.

movies - slingblade, ususal suspects, pi, 80s / early 90s comedies, coen brothers, daniel day lewis, cinderella (the skinemax version), etc etc.

tv - its always sunny, seinfeld, south park, and a bunch of cooking shows when i had cable.

music - yes.

food - i like the stuff that's not good for you the best, but in truth eat annoyingly healthy at to keep the figure somewhat presentable.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
women, whiskey, really comfortable slippers, beer, humor, my homemade bidet.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the fraudulence of political correctness.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
still me unless halloween falls on a friday in which case there's no telling who I am.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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i like to cuddle and talk about feelings and shit.
You should message me if
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you embrace absurdity.
you're passionate and opinionated.
you're an unapologetic shit talker.
you've got the balls to put me in my place.
you want to mingle your weirdness with mine and see what happens.