i am 26 years old i like metal music and horror movies i am also the type of person who speaks his mind. i like to chill out with my friends and have a laugh. my friends are very important to me. i like to mess around on adobe photoshop and just edit photos.

My ideal woman would by curvy but not too big and she would have a really good sense of humour and like at least some of the things i have listed also she would have to live fairly near by as i don't drive as of yet. :D

i don't get on too well with people who are heavily religious as i will not accept religious views if they are thrust upon me or are overly fanatical. I also have trouble getting on with anyone who lies or who is snide be warned snideness is a bad way to talk to me.

I'm not a big drinker and don't really go out clubbing etc, i will have a quiet drink at home or at my mates houses. im much more inclined to chill out on a weekend and watch a movie or hang out at my friends house.

my sense of humour is very dark and i like jokes that most people get offended by my favourite comedians are jimmy carr, frankie boyle and jim jeffries all three are legends in their own ways but i think frankie boyle is the best. I am quite a chatty person and also quite a good listener i have confidence but also can be a little shy in meeting new people.

I like all animals except cats my reasons are that cats pee all over furniture and they have the sharpest claws and love to use them grrrr.

family wise i come from a fairly small family. i have my mom and dad which i live with as i care for my mom and my brother and his fiance and little daughter aaliyah. i do have aunts and uncles and cousins but i don't bother with them as they don't bother with me!!. i am quite family oriented and i am close with all of my family particularly my brother even though i don't see him as much these days.

the area i live in isn't too bad either there are a few idiots but mainly everyone is cool, there are definitely worse areas to live in than here.

anyways to summarize i am a spider liking, cat hating, family oriented guy with a crazy ass sense of humour and a creative streak on photoshop.

I am crazy, awesome, and mental

caring for my mum, and hoping to get into college to study graphics and graphic design. i practice on my pc often with adobe creative studios 3 and i am fairly good at using it.
.. the fact i don't have a job at the moment kinda puts me off asking a girl out. i am also playing my xbox 360 quite a bit but i wouldn't say i am a game freak or anything.

erm pointing out peoples mistakes (including my own) freaking people out and putting money in swear boxes. i am also good at photo editing and making new friends. i am good at making people cheer up but sometimes cant tell when to just leave it alone. sometimes my crazy, cheeky nature gets me into trouble but otherwise im all good :D.

my dark sense of humour and supposedly my ass, i have a black ass apparently. also my inability to control my language when i get excited lol.

(a) stephen king and tom clancy i also like criminal biographies and i like the anne rice vampire series

(b) horror and thrillers ie zombie flesheaters, razorblade smile, audition, versus, the hills have eyes and loads more i also LOVE tim burton movies especially nightmare before christmas

(b1) strange it didnt ask for favourite tv, i like midsummer murders, law and order(criminal intent and SVU too) i love CSI and i also like braniac:science and history abuse (braniac is good fun and tv gold lol)

c) metal and death metal: slipknot, korn, lacuna coil, evanescence, cannibal corpse, bullet for my valentine, spineshank, metalica, iron maiden, the exploited, soulfly, AC/DC, ZZ TOP, black stone cherry, creedence clearway, disturbed, foo fighters, limp bizkit, linkin park, marilyn manson, mushroomhead, pantera, rammstein, sex pistols, soil, misfits, van halen MCR the red jumpsuit aparatus and loads more (too many to list)

(d) i like pizza and bolognese and i also like pasta and chicken. i do like salad and chicken too.

1. zombies
2. music
3. movies
4. my glasses
5. friends
6. internet

my life and what i am planning for the future. mostly being what my ideal woman would be like. how i will manage to get myself into the graphic design courses i want to do and my aspirations for a job

not doing very much actually

im an axe weilding serial killer lol, nah nothing, ask and ye shall recieve!!

if you like the sound/look of me or you just want to and the information you have read about me hasnt put you off then go ahead :D