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steveille

29 Milwaukee, WI Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:24pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Married
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I love coffee, whiskey and pretty much anything social and not boring. Recently I moved to Milwaukee from the Wisconsin Dells area so im still trying to find some new friends. My idea of a good night out is heading out for a few drinks, then retiring for a movie or just relaxing with some music and conversation.

Nothing really rattles me, i may bitch and moan for a bit but its usually all bark and no bite. life's too short to be pissed off all the time. I'm usually the first one to apologize in a conflict, even if its just to end the problem.

I'm in a non-monogamous (open) marriage so if i flirt with you just know I'm not some cheating scuzzbag, i love my wife very much, but we are definitely a modern couple who knows how to have a good time.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm currently in my junior year of college at UWM and working full time at a bookstore.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making a complete ass of myself. its true, I'm perfect at saying the worst thing at the best time. I'm also fairly creative and crafty, i love making things out of old discarded lamps, records, and other assorted junk.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my sense of humor: dry, irreverent, sometimes completely absurd.

that i have hair: yep. hair
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Hunter S. Thompson, Douglas Adams, Mark Z. Danielewski, A Clockwork orange, The Ethical slut, Sex at Dawn, The Myth of Monogamy, Another Bullshit Night in Suck City,

TV: Batman the Animated series, Dr. Who, Archer, Mission Hill, Venture Brothers, Any Anthony Bourdain show, Good Eats

Movies: Fear and loathing in Las Vegas, Memento, Chicago, Across the Universe, Freaked, Rocky Horror Picture show, Friday the 13th series, Nightmare on Elm st. series, Where The Buffalo roam, Steal this movie, Taking Woodstock, Clerks, Yellow submarine, The Dark Knight, Some like it Hot

Music: Tom Waits, The Scarring Party, Cake, Gogol Bordello, Poe, The Blanks

Podcasts: Welcome To Night Vale, savage love, technophiles gamescast, completely unnecessary podcast.

Food: Indian, African, and sushi
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Comfortable pants: you'd be surprised how much your day can suck if your pants dont fit right.

A Childlike sense of wonder?

A good book: I don't read as often as I'd like, but when I do it better not suck.

Good food: damn you food network

Movies: sometimes you just need to get away from your own life

Coffee: when you work at a coffee shop you get addicted.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How long it will take for American civilization to fall to the point of being a mirror of Idiocracy, a theory that is proven every time i set foot in public. other than that i think about money, or my lack thereof.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm not the kind of person to hide anything, so there's nothing too private for me not to admit, but i will use this space to add random words in order to reach 1000 words on by profile. blaggity boo gah madda madda jingle jangle honk honk... ok that's going to get really annoying really quickly. I guess I'll have to rely on my cunning linguistic skills to make 1000 words.... damn, this could take a while
You should message me if
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You can carry on an intelligent conversation, aren't a serial killer, and might like to go out and have a few drinks, have a few laughs and maybe something more for the evening.