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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 32–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 4:13pm
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
How to describe myself? For starters, I'm a smart guy, sometimes brilliant, most often clever. Granted that sounds horribly egotistical, but it's true, smarter than most, a dummy compared to others. Give me the right tools and there isn't much I can't put together. Other things I'm less good at, can't draw or carry a tune to save my life for instance. I believe, random, absurdist humor is best, and that the Muppets are a national treasure. I believe in loud music that slips past all the rational parts of your mind and strikes directly at your lizard brain, cleansing away all troubles and worries in the process. I believe that Big Government exists to protect its citizens from Big Business and that Corporations are not people. I believe in cooking my own dinner, not reheating a pre-packaged meal. I believe the allure of baseball is its generational quality, and I will always be glad I got to see the Red Sox win the World Series with my dad (twice). And I believe in repurposing classic movie monologues to suit my own purposes. Goodnight.
What I’m doing with my life
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My life is primarily going to work, and puttering around with various personal projects. Not really all that exciting I guess.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
problem solving
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Depending on the circumstance, that I'm wearing a Red Sox ballcap.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Single Malt Scotch, my Apple toys, Rye Whiskey, Doctor Who, Fringe, Justified. Silversun Pickups, Grace Potter the Nocturnals, Metric, Florence & the Machine
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) iphone
2) pen and paper
3) My trusty Boston Red Sox hat
4) good Scotch
5) Faithful MacBook
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I spend a lot of time thinking about how life is basically pointless, but that's a good thing. It means you can assign whatever meaning or lesson you want to it, which is cool.

Then I listen to some really loud rock music to drive away the ennui.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Typically, I'm catching up on whatever tv shows I missed out on watching during the week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I own way too many fancy pens.
You should message me if
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You should message me if you think having a "Republicans for Voldemort" bumper sticker is an awesome thing.