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stevesays_hey

27 M Bethpage, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:32pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Twitter: @scorrente86
Instagram: corrsd86
Snapchat: corsd86

To put it bluntly, I am a work in progress. But underneath it all, I have a great heart and am an overall good person. I'm not someone who takes himself too seriously. The way I deal with the bullshit life tends to throw at me is make myself and others laugh as much as possible. Comedy and entertaining is in my blood. It's who I am. However I do have a serious side and can gather up a bit of maturity when it calls for it. I'm not always a huge goof ball. But I am different. I would not have it any other way.

I'm a very motivated and driven person who has big goals. I do act on the side. Obviously it’s not my only job cause that’s not going to pay the bills. At the moment, it’s more of something I do for fun. I graduated from Buffalo State College 2 years ago with a B.A in Media Production. I have done some work in broadcasting and freelance Journalism. For a while I was employed at a small internet broadcasting company doing sports broadcasts.

As far as meeting someone is concerned, I'm looking for someone who enjoys casual conversation and numerous alcoholic beverages just as much as I do. Someone who isn't afraid of being them self.
What I’m doing with my life
I just started working for a non profit as a Records Management Assistsnt. Trust me. It's as exciting as it sounds.

I also help out at a theatre in NYC as an usher and technician for the lighting and sound that goes on during the shows that are put on.

Add freelance writer to the list of other shit that I do. I'm currently working on a sketch show with my sketch group. I'm also finally piecing together the frame work for a short film script that I've had the idea for since last summer. Finally.
I’m really good at
I'm a good talker. It's probably my best attribute besides my ability to write. Writing is a huge passion of my. It's my outlet and without it, I don't truly know how I would express myself. I can also bullshit my way out of any awkward situation. Whether that is a good or bad thing I will leave that up to you. Cause personally, I consider it a great thing.

I've also gotten better/more goooder at working out and eating healthier. I've lost 50 lbs. since January of this year. Trying my best to keep it going for the long haul.
The first things people usually notice about me
How tall I am. Than after I talk it's how big my mouth is haha. I usually grow on people after they get to know me though. People are always surprised how well spoken I am. I guess they see my size and immediately take me to be some big doofus with out an intelligent thought in his head. That's not the case at all. Once people get to know me, they realize that first hand.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Of Mice and Men, America the Book, The Brief Wonderous Life of Oscar Wao, Beloved, Catcher in the Rye, The Great Gatsby

Movies: Resevoir Dogs, Tropic Thunder, Anchorman, Waiting..., The Deer Hunter, The Departed, Zoolander, The Sandlot, Horrible Bosses, The Dark Knight, The Dark Knight Rises, Pulp Fiction, Kickass, Inglorious Bastards.

TV Shows: The Office, Sports Center, Community, Parks and Rec, Always Sunny, Breaking Bad, Veep, Son's of Anarchy, Workaholics, Saturday Night Live, Chapelle Show, 60 Minutes, South Park, True Blood.

Music: Eminem, Led Zepplin, The Fugees, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, OAR, Lupe Fiasco, NAS, Billy Joel, Queen, Disturbed, Metallica, Kanye West, Off Spring, Green Day.

Food: SUSHI, Italian, Mexican, Seafood.
The six things I could never do without
1) Family
2) Friends
3) Women with curves
4) Comedy
5) Writing
6) Originality
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I day dream constantly. There is no telling what is going to run across my mind on a regular basis. I think a lot about my future. Also, I do a lot of people watching. So numerous judgment calls about said people's appearance run through my mind on a regular basis. I'm always thinking of new things to write about. I love creating things and making them into a reality. So there is also all of that.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working.

Drinking heavily.

Performing/watching comedy.

Throwing bottle caps at passed out drunks on the train back home to Bethpage.

Singing my heart out during Karaoke like there is a Grammy waiting for me at the end of the bar that I have to fight Madonna for in order to get it.

Trying out new pick up lines.

More heavy drinking.

Running the pool table/darts like it my fucking job and I just got promoted at your expense.

Fighting for world peace in between shots of Jamo.

Helping old ladies cross the street.

Ninja.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have never seen Die Hard all of the way through.

Eating penis shaped food always makes me super uncomfortable. This puts me in quite the bundle since penis shaped food are usually the best kinds of food.

If I could punch any celebrity in the face it would be a tossup between Larry the cable guy or Kid Rock.

Women and whiskey is one of the greatest combination of amazing things...ever.

110% of the time, I will ditch you for Jennifer Lawrence. So let's just get that out of the way.

I can't fall asleep in complete silence. I need to either have music or movie on before I nod off.

I'm not as annoyed by hipsters as everyone else is. They're harmless. I promise.

I enjoyed the movie "Funny People" very much and commend Adam Sandler on an outstanding individual performance.

I like listing things.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Just be fucking cool. And it's a plus if you like drinking and bud. Becaus I like those things very much. Looks wise I'm not picky. But if you have curves and long hair then please msg me like now. Having things in common with me like acting, comedy, sports and writing doesn't hurt either. And above all else, just be your awesome, beautiful selves!! That's all I really ask for I guess.