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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Apr 16
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
More than $1,000,000
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm really just a genuine, sincere guy who wishes everyone would just take chill and try writing some free-associative poetry for a few minutes.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
My job is so strange that it's still hard to believe, and I won't entirely blame you if you still don't: managing the consulting project in Washington State for advisory on marijuana legalization.

Previously, I had written: Nobody thinks I have a job, but I do. I spend a lot of time with different people everyday, wearing flannel and receiving compliments on my mustache, doing different things, and paying modest rent. My career has arced towards writing and editing (though also towards public service), which is all in line with my grand plan. I spend a decent amount of time split between coffee shops, the gym, and bars, and I like to spend as much time as possible around the people I admire and enjoy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
concealing my strengths.
The first things people usually notice about me
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either my mustache or my rugged fashion
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I do like books. Generally, I like the guys from the 1930s (Hemingway, Fitzgerald, DH Lawrence) and the guys from the 1970s (Ken Kesey, H. S. Thompson, Norman Mailer, and Tom Wolfe). There's also a wonderful little book by a woman named Stephenie Meyer about vampires that I read a few months ago. It had a lot of sexual angst and suburban suspense and I liked it even though the ending was anti-climactic.

I love Seinfeld but it's taken me a few years to learn that nobody wants to hear about it anymore.

Food: I mainly just eat whatever it takes to flatter whoever I'm eating with. I just order what they order.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
a pair of running/gym shorts with a pocket inside; words, written or spoken; a fresh supply of people to meet; SIRI to record my text messages and wandering thoughts; a feeling of control, destiny, and a bright future; and people who let me eat food off their plate without complaining.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I don't know. But the less of it spent on the internet, the better.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Planning a night out in Oakland or San Francisco, meeting up with old friends or new ones. Sometimes I'm a bit exhausted from a few laps running around Lake Merritt and I just want to eat some fucking dinner, drink a bit of scotch, and read a book (David Foster Wallace, at the moment).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I call the police a lot; partly to keep my community intact and partly to see if the reported crime will get a rise out of the 911 dispatcher. (It never does; those folks are a phlegmatic group.)
You should message me if
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you think its cool to be smart, and what's more is that you think it's challenging, funny, and a part of life rarely worth compromising.