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23 M Saline, MI

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:10pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Trying to quit
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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hi! do you ever drive on the highway and think that if you were the planet, roads and cities would feel a lot like scabs? i do! all the time!

do you talk to yourself? i talk to myself in my head a lot. explaining things to myself and shit. sometimes it gets weird.

also if you see me somewhere that is not my bed, chances are i would rather be asleep.
What I’m doing with my life
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attempting to keep my meatsuit from rotting off my calcified structural components, causing a failure to contain my ethereal essence, and making people uncomfortable.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
being paranoid and off center. also video games.
The first things people usually notice about me
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i have a vestigial proboscis sprouting from the middle of my chest. i'm told it's very noticeable.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. understood it, Vladimir Nabakov makes me want to throw up he writes so beautifully, and Shakespeare knew how to fuck shit up.

i like movies where people are insane.

music sucks (all of it, even yours, sorry [i still listen to it though {i like loud/obnoxious noise }])

i don't eat.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
conversations, stupid jokes, sleep, starry skies, books, heavy blankets.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how to adequately express things, what combination of words will hit the golden harmony of understanding. miscommunication is a monumental drain on every aspect of our march towards peace.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
lamenting. with alcohol and shitty music.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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i struggle pretty hard with depression. i try to keep it to myself. it's been known to be problematic.
You should message me if
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you know the only way to survive is to make everything a joke.

you are a practicing bokononist.

you can name at least ten pokemon or transformers from memory.

you know who Richard Dunn (rest in peace) is.

you know how to tell a joke.

you own a treasure map that needs to be followed.

you are a ghost.

you managed not to leave this page yet.