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stevtimus

23 Saline, MI Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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my brain rattles along to a seething frenetic jazz. syncopated, articulated, inside-out eviscerated. fevered mania mans the horns and my sheet music is the starry sky. hop on at the crescendo and let's waltz until armageddon.
What I’m doing with my life
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attempting to keep my meatsuit from rotting off my calcified structural components, causing a failure to contain my ethereal essence, and making people uncomfortable.

Ok but to be serious for a moment (and only a moment) I am super busy these days. Yes I live with my parents but I work 8 am to 6 pm during the week so that I can try to change that a.s.a.p. I also volunteer two days out of the week, so if you're a person with nights and weekends available and you enjoy going out and finding interesting things to do with what time you have, let me know. Most of my friends work in food service and don't have free nights so I need some pals, even if just to watch a couple of those movies on your "To View" list.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
being paranoid and off center. empathizing. putting my foot in my mouth. also video games.
The first things people usually notice about me
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i have a vestigial proboscis sprouting from the middle of my chest. i'm told it's very noticeable.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. understood the 'it', Vladimir Nabakov makes me want to throw up he writes so beautifully, and Shakespeare knew how to fuckin' party.

i like movies where people are insane. also where they're not. i really really like movies. please talk to me about movies.

king of the hill was, is, and will forever be the greatest thing to happen to TV.

music sucks (all of it, even yours, sorry [i still listen to it though {i like loud/obnoxious noise }])

i don't eat much and i hate seafood but not sushi. i love gas station garbage and modern food atrocities.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
conversations, stupid jokes, sleep, starry skies, films, heavy blankets.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
jazz aesthetics, mental illness, and the dichotomy of life's terrible beauty.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
lamenting. with alcohol and shitty music.

or celebrating with the same.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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i struggle pretty hard with depression. i try to keep it to myself. it's been known to be problematic.
You should message me if
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you shouldn't message me. I'm atrocious. Spare yourself.