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  • Ages 26-36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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6' 1" (1.85m)
Body Type
Average build
Agnosticism but it’s not important
English, Afrikaans (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Appalling bastard seeks somewhat less appalling bastard.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working at a school for children with additional needs. I work in the art & DT department, and therefore I spend my days concerned that I'm about to have my fingers chopped off on the band saw, or have my eyes stabbed out with a Stanley knife. This is ideal if your idea of fun is to listen to someone complain about how they've spent the day having blocks of wood hurled at them and repeatedly called a cunt and/or Olly Murs (I am aware the distinction between the two is slim).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Anhedonia and football.
The first things people usually notice about me
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"You're the most venomous person I've ever met"
...Still the greatest compliment I have ever received.

"You have such a big heart"
... I have no clue how this lines up with the previous quote.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The ones I can colour in. Failing that, I WILL doodle crappy illustrations all over your meaningful prose. Because I am a philistine.

Movies: Hook. Just Hook. I've never watched another movie, and have no plans to. Unless it has Dustin Hoffman camping it up as a one handed pirate.

Shows: Not really.

Music: Currently spending a lot of time with Deafheaven, Swans, Taylor Swift, Max Richter, Admiral Angry, Killing Joke, Sadistik x Kno, Prurient, Meow The Jewels, Panopticon, Chvrches and all sorts of other crap that no-one gives half a fuck about.

Food: I like this stuff, but have yet to develop the terrifying totalitarianism about it that most people my age have.

BONUS! This seems as good a place as any to declare my undying hatred of both Michael Mcintyre and Jack Whitehall.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
* Biliousness
* Pabulum
* Iconoclasm
* Subversion
* Sneering disinterest
* Grapes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What is Paloma Faith and why won't it go away.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Celebrating/ Devastating
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have engaged in carnal relations with your mother.
You should message me if
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You want to talk at depressingly intricate length about power electronics/ japanoise.

You are Taylor Swift

You can combine the above two and blow my tiny mind.