It's hard to describe oneself this way. What I can say with certainty though is that I'm always open for a little harmless fun or a whole lot of complete nonsense, but I also like serious conversations, listening and giving advice.

I am an optimist most of the time, and I maintain that optimism with a sense of humor combined with cynicism and sarcasm. Which seems strange, but that's how it is.

I like goils, movies, good company, All kinds of music (See below), video games, dance, acting, photography, photo manipulation :), tomato sauce, Bugs Bunny, near endless internet information/misinformation

I am what I am and I do what I do. (And if you know what song that is from, you know your music. Or maybe that's the only song you know. Either way, congratulations.)

People are always trying to improve on themselves and feel good. And I'm doing that my way. If you'd like specifics, you'll have to get to know me. Besides, that question could be answered in a multitude of ways.

Mache mensche grins-grins in sehr Gesicht.

Making people smile. -> :D <- SMILE, DAMNNIT

Mein Leibwächter, siebzehn mit Krummsäbeln bewaffnete Sikhs, die jeden abschlachten wo meine Grammatik kritisieren tut.

I'm a human being. And my earflaps are somehow wired down, instead of there being a gap between them and the rest of the head. But that's a natural thing, and it doesn't really bear a disadvantage, unless I'd enter a contest over who has the largest gap between the ear and the rest of the head.

BOOKS
John Brosnan - Damned & Fancy
John Brosnan - Have Demon, Will Travel
H.P. Lovecraft - Shadow Over Innsmouth, Call Of Cthulhu
Natori Masazumi - Shoninki
Albert Camus - The Stranger
Stephen King - Running Man
Stephen King - The Dark Half
Bret Easton Ellis - American Psycho
Ice T - The Ice Opinion
Edward Wright - Clea's Moon
William Gibson - Neuromancer
Dante Alighieri - The Divine Comedy
George Orwell - 1984

MOVIES
Lady Vengeance, Oldboy, Fallen Angels, From Paris With Love, The Mission, Three Kings, The Crow, Taken, A Boy And His Dog, The Keep, High Plains Drifter, Yojimbo, The Girl Next Door, Mr. Brooks, The Limits Of Control, King Of New York, Wonder Boys, Rasputin - The Mad Monk, High Noon, Crank, Fletch, Chungking Express, New Jack City, Apocalypse Now, Payback / Point Blank, Miller's Crossing, No Country For Old Men, Election, Election 2, Waist Deep, The A-Team, The Expendables, Le Pacte Des Loups, The 'burbs, Chopper, The Matador, I Am Legend Director's Cut, Eastern Promises, Cloverfield, Ringu, In Too Deep, 48 Hrs., Another 48 Hrs., Red Heat, Ju-On: The Grudge, The Magician, Sonatine, Brother, + Steven Seagal movies, Charles Bronson movies, Halloween, Naked Gun, Saw, Plan 9 From Outer Space, I Come In Peace, Bad Boys
i.e. a whole lot.

MUSIC
Type 0 Negative, Tricky, Prince, Monster Magnet, Eminem, David Bowie, Misfits, Sam & Dave, The Prodigy, Marilyn Manson, Ice T, Dennis Brown, Bob Marley, Heltah Skeltah, UB40, George Michael, Leadbelly, Bo Diddley, Funkdoobiest, Gary Numan, Iron Maiden, Buckethead, The Who, Rolling Stones Beatles, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Orgy, Rammstein, Wu-Tang, Skinny Puppy, Gary Numan.... but to name but a >few<

VIDEO GAMES
Hitman Series, Vampire Bloodlines, Deus Ex, Fallout: New Vegas, Fallout 3, Sam & Max Season 1, Alpha Protocol, Silent Hill 2 & 4, GTA, Mass Effect, Cosmology Of Kyoto, S.T.A.L.K.E.R., Yakuza 2, Far Cry 2, Conflict: Denied Ops, Gun, Resident Evil 4 & 5, Pathologic, Rampage World Tour, Manhunt, NFS Most Wanted, Tenchu: Wrath Of Heaven, Castlevania, Shinobi, Shadow Dancer, Ninja Gaiden & other old console stuff etc

TV SHOWS
Married With Children, My Wife And Kids, Star Trek TNG/Voyager/DS9, Two And A Half Men, Millenium, Fresh Prince, Monty Python, Naruto, Whose Line Is It Anyway, Harald Schmidt Show, The Sopranos, (Angry Video Game Nerd :))
a few years back also: Living Single, Frasier, Caroline In The City, That 70s Show, Unhappily Ever After, Home Improvement

ANIMALS
The tasmanian devil. The coatimundi. The sea lizard. The platypus. The pigeon. And any kind of cat you could think of.

and next time, you'll get to see my 'favorite favorite lists list'!

BONUS: PERSONAL HEROES
Bugs Bunny, James Rolfe, Lieutenant Colonel 'Mad' Jack Churchill, Bill Hicks, Paul Robeson, Lead Belly

1. Happiness
2. Love
3. Inspiration
4. good company
5. my dvd collection 6. my music collection 7. video games <- all pretty important :)

song lyrics. I usually get a song in my head in the morning or at noon, and I'll probably sing it or think about it until quite some time later.

the same happens with scenes from movies, and also a bunch of random phrases I like the sound of.

sorting my collection of eggshells. and sometimes, practicing bungee jumping with my pet Anaconda, Eugene.

Ich bin Batman.

I'm Batman.

Watashi no namae wa Batoman.

1. you also think it's totally stupid that the Dodo went extinct.
2. you like to imagine what people would ask you in interviews if you were a flamingo. and how to answer those questions.
3. you like to be 'different' than anybody else. that's kind of an old phrase, but if you like feeling like you're from another planet and feel good about it, congratulations, you're like me. damn it :D
4. you like to meet someone who is good-looking, funny, a good listener, creative, curious about people, and humble.
5. you like clicking buttons.