Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
-Sports (Raiders, A's, Warriors, Sharks, Team USA Soccer, Golf, if
you play golf, you're at the top of my list)
-The sun and the moon
-Girls that take time to look good
-Girls that don't care how they look
-Sleeping in class
-The face you make right before you sneeze
-Riding my motorcycle
-NY Yankees, LA Angels, Anaheim Ducks, Denver Broncos
-Folding clothes after laundry's done
-Creepy dudes ruining it for normal ones
-Girls doing the duck face in every picture
-People that groan really loud at the gym
-People who throw off the class curves
-Putting fruit in any beer not named Corona
-Cats that do nothing
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to build my career while maintaining a social life.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Figuring out ways to waste time at work.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
-House music and reggae. Jaaaah
-Shows: Sons, Homeland, Breaking Bad, It's Always Sunny, The
League, Workaholics, American Dad, and Boardwalk Empire.
-Moves: Crash, Grandma's Boy, Green Street Hooligans, Snatch, The
Lion King, Rudy, Inception, Inglorious Basterds
-Books: One of my NY resolutions is to read more!
Flux Pavilion, SLIGHTLY STOOPID, Pepper, Bob Marley, The
Expendables, SUBLIME, TIESTO, Armin Van Buuren, Long Beach Dub
Allstars, SOJA, Tribal Seeds, Dead Mouse Five, more stuff
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In no order
Wheel of Fortune
Vehicle with wheels (either 2 or 4)
Arizona lemonade/ice tea mix (seriously have you ever had it?)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The worst pickup lines I can think of.
Do you really shit yourself when you die?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
It's hilarious to watch old people pick things up off the
I don't actually make over $1 million
I hate my username, but they won't let me change it
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You wanna get matching tats on our buttcheeks.
You've ever won the lottery.
You don't say the phrase, "I get high on life"
You like being the DD.
You think people look douchey in fedoras, regardless of
You're not going to ask me to donate to your Kickstarter.
You have a grill I can use.
Who are you looking for?
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