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33 Windsor, Ontario, CA Man


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  • Ages 25-45
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My details

Last online
Sep 26, 2014
6' 3" (1.91m)
Body Type
Average build
Atheism and laughing about it
Might want kids
English (Fluently), French (Somewhat)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
remembering every single song lyric to every single song... and singing along religiously, often obnoxiously, when listening to music; trying to be creative with mixed results; crossword puzzles; knowing 'fine' art while consuming, and being a snob, about popular culture; making caesars; drinking caesars; text messages with almost impossible speeds; cooking; rollerskating in long johns when intoxicated; garage-saling; offensive humour; dj hero; being indecisive; searching for OkCupid matches based on enemy percentages.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
1. Booming and unecessarily loud voice
2. Black girl hair
3. bright eyes
4. freakish height
5. beauty
6. modesty
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Life of Pi, Door Wide Open: A Beat Love Affair in Letters (Jack Kerouac and Joyce Johnson), Culture Jam, Self

Currently Reading: In Praise of Slow, Dangerous Laughter, Life with an Idiot, and Baby Precious Always Shines

Moves: love campy horror and try to find a balance between 'good' and 'so awful they're good' movies: sleepaway camp, death becomes her, showgirls, lost in translation, death proof, the fat girl, etc...
Favourite Director: Quentin Tarantino

Food: LOVE to cook. Mostly vegetarian but the occasional fried chicken or bloody steak never hurt anyone. Currently making my way through the Amy Sedaris cookbook.

Music (i'm currently obsessed with): The Knife, Robyn, Antony and the Johnsons, Ani, Bjork, Big Boi (big hip hop fan), Die Antwoord, The Roots, Erykah Badu, Crystal Castles, Kelis, Janelle Monae, and for some reason I can listen to Matthew Dear's "You Put A Smell on Me" over and over and over again.

Artists: David LaChapelle, Tierney Gearon, Gregory Crewdson
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. coffee
2. hairspray
3. tv on dvd
4. my bike
5. ipod
6. sarcastic passive aggressive behaviour
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what I'm going to do with the rest of my life starting with tuesday afternoon, kitsch, the past, why that guy showed up at my house warming party, how to perfectly adjust my faucet speed so that the Brita top and bottom equal perfect levels simultaneously.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
having a glass (or 6) of wine and watching a movie... or spending time with the most hilarious people on earth in some of the worst bars on earth.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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The movie A League of Their Own made me cry.
You should message me if
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your name is Buck and you wanna fuck.