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Thank you for your standing ovation and your continual undivided attention.
Let me begin.
I am a self proclaimed simpleton. I adore simple things, food, asparagus, breakfast, bacon, cheer, downtime, etc . I love to have fun and be active. In case you haven't noticed, I am very much the bubbly, goofy extrovert. I have been told/warned that I am easiest found by listening for my loud laugh. As for my personality, I am very laid back. I like to take my time, for instance, I read a restaurant's menu as if I am on death row and I am looking for my last supper. My recipe to life is a sprinkle of quirks, splash of odd idiosyncrasies, slippers and smiles.