Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
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Ello, am a self proclaimed simpleton. I adore simple things, food,
asparagus, breakfast, bacon, cheer, downtime, etc . I love to have
fun and be active. In case you haven't noticed, I am very much the
goofy extrovert. I have been told/warned that I am easiest found by
listening for my loud laugh. As for my personality, I am very laid
back. I like to take my time, I'll read a restaurant's menu as if I
am on death row.
What I’m doing with my life
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Surfing through life and enjoying the scenery.
In the background, I am working on my CPA and conducting research.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Giving massages. Yes, legitimate massages.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Are my 'big eyes and long eye lashes'. I do not necessarily agree
but it's what I have heard most often.
My personal favorite is 'You do not have an accent..., wait, what's
your name, again? "(Insert Angry Arab sounding name)". 'Oh? Where
were you born?' "(Middle East)". 'How are you American?' "(Ever
heard of an American born overseas?)". 'Wait, where did you grow
up?' "(Middle East)". 'How long have you been here?' "(Couple of
years)"...*Cue brain explosion*
I wish I was joking, well, okay, the head exploding part, I am...
everything else, true story. Same script, different cast.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books- (authors) are Oscar Wilde; as well as George Orwell, Hoffer
I am currently reading "I Am Cat" by Natsume and it has been a fun
read so far.
-update- finished 'I Am Cat' the ending is as anticlimactic as
possible. Was sad to see such a brilliantly written book have such
a quick ending.
Beginning - Inferno
Finished - it was okay, I do not really feel compelled by it.
Beginning - the book of disquiet
Movies - Absolutely love Nightmare Before Christmas.
Music - I am moody with my music. David Bowie, however stands alone
as my favourite musician! Also Eddie Vedder definitely makes the
TV: I do occasionally watch Married with Children, How I Met Your
Mother, Big Bang Theory, Are You Being Served and House of Cards.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I have lived in a lot of different countries and I realized less is
I only need family/friends, food and something fun.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to learn to love DC... I understand it is an acquired taste,
similar to licking asphalt, chewing sand or cannonball diving into
Food and how to fill my stomach in a semi-healthy manner
My studies for certification
Zatar... I miss Zatar soo much... It's a spice in case you are
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Dinner with friends, drinks and wherever the random powers that be
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Is that I am a private person and I know nothing about sports...
Yup... I realise it screams 'fern'er. In all honesty, I look
at sports as the modern version of bread and circuses. Yes, I
realise it's a very unpopular pov.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You do not take yourself seriously, fluent in sarcasm and goofery-
preferably well travelled.
Or you would like a friend to grab shisha with.
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