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27 Washington, DC Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 24–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:17am
Middle Eastern, Other
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from space camp
Banking / Finance
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Arabic (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Welcome to the unbiased Stitch appreciation page! A 'No-Spin zone' dedicated to the Man/Legend seen above.

*Please, form straight cues.*

*Fan mail may be submitted via the message button on the top right hand corner.*

Thank you for your standing ovation and your continual undivided attention.

Ello, am a self proclaimed simpleton. I adore simple things, food, asparagus, breakfast, bacon, cheer, downtime, etc . I love to have fun and be active. In case you haven't noticed, I am very much the goofy extrovert. I have been told/warned that I am easiest found by listening for my loud laugh. As for my personality, I am very laid back. I like to take my time, I'll read a restaurant's menu as if I am on death row.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Surfing through life and enjoying the scenery.
In the background, I am working on my CPA and conducting research.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making pancakes.

Giving massages. Yes, legitimate massages.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Are my 'big eyes and long eye lashes'. I do not necessarily agree but it's what I have heard most often.

My personal favorite is 'You do not have an accent..., wait, what's your name, again? "(Insert Angry Arab sounding name)". 'Oh? Where were you born?' "(Middle East)". 'How are you American?' "(Ever heard of an American born overseas?)". 'Wait, where did you grow up?' "(Middle East)". 'How long have you been here?' "(Couple of years)"...*Cue brain explosion*
I wish I was joking, well, okay, the head exploding part, I am... everything else, true story. Same script, different cast.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books- (authors) are Oscar Wilde; as well as George Orwell, Hoffer and Hugo.
I am currently reading "I Am Cat" by Natsume and it has been a fun read so far.
-update- finished 'I Am Cat' the ending is as anticlimactic as possible. Was sad to see such a brilliantly written book have such a quick ending.
Beginning - Inferno
Finished - it was okay, I do not really feel compelled by it.
Beginning - the book of disquiet

Movies - Absolutely love Nightmare Before Christmas.

Music - I am moody with my music. David Bowie, however stands alone as my favourite musician! Also Eddie Vedder definitely makes the cut.

TV: I do occasionally watch Married with Children, How I Met Your Mother, Big Bang Theory, Are You Being Served and House of Cards.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I have lived in a lot of different countries and I realized less is generally more.

I only need family/friends, food and something fun.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to learn to love DC... I understand it is an acquired taste, similar to licking asphalt, chewing sand or cannonball diving into lava.

Food and how to fill my stomach in a semi-healthy manner

My studies for certification

Zatar... I miss Zatar soo much... It's a spice in case you are wondering.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Dinner with friends, drinks and wherever the random powers that be decide.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Is that I am a private person and I know nothing about sports... Yup... I realise it screams  'fern'er. In all honesty, I look at sports as the modern version of bread and circuses. Yes, I realise it's a very unpopular pov.
You should message me if
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You do not take yourself seriously, fluent in sarcasm and goofery- preferably well travelled.
Or you would like a friend to grab shisha with.