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stoatlord

38 M Leicester, UK

I’m looking for

  • Guys and girls who like bi guys
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and very serious about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
*tap tap tap. Is this thing on?*

Ahh! it is! Hello people!

So, what am I? I'm a stoat. You know, small woodland carnivore, known to do insane dances. Fond of biting firm young flesh...

What? Oh! What am I when I am in human shape?

Well, that's debatable for a start! However...read on!

I'm in my early 30s and I'm a Dominant, bisexual, polyamorous dingbat. Or so I am told 8-) In terms of Domination, I am less into inflicting extreme pain and more into mental control through touch and tenderness - I prefer to take someone to heights of sensual experience until they're floating on a nice pink cloud.

In other areas, I'm also suffering from a variety of chronic illnesses, which I won't list here. This means I can be a litle withdrawn at times, but I contrast that with what I hope is an outgoing and vivacious personality the rest of the time!

I'm very interested in spirituality on all forms. And studied shamanic tribal religions for a while, which is a fasinating topic.

Prod me if you want to say hello. But be aware, prodded stoats bite!!!!

I am lions, and tigers, and stoats - oh my!
What I’m doing with my life
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I was unable to obtain funding, so I have abandoned the plan to start my MA/PhD in Victorian Studies until such time as money can be raised to do so. In the meantime, I am working as a composer, accepting commissions for original work, as well as arrangements of other people's music as required. I am working on an album of my own work when time allows. Classical pop-rock fusion. Watch this space for updates!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
All sorts of things ;) Cooking, music, counselling, massage, making my bedsprings squeak. (Because they need oiling and tightening. Desist with your naughty mind type thoughts!)

I play many instruments, consider myself a creative individual when it comes to writing. And attacking small rabbits in the undergrowth to drag back to my nest!

As a curious addendum, I also speak and read Middle Egyptian. Which is to say, I can read hieroglyphics. I went to university to learn it, and stuff!
The first things people usually notice about me
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My hair, my eyes, my laugh. My large collection of velvet clothes!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Chinese food is amazing. but I'm trained in cooking tapas and Indian food.

I like movies that make me think, and books that make me laugh! I'm currently enjoying Jasper Fforde. And his books, naturally *;-) I've also been devouring the Dresden Files books by Jim Butcher. However, my favourite book is Northanger Abbey by Jane Austen - it never fails to lighten my mood.

Recently, I've been reading a lot about the History of London, especially the 17/18th centuries, social history and criminal/legal history especially.

In movies, I am not a huge fan of the great rom-com/blockbuster type movies, though I do have a few favourites from that genre. I love film noir, more arty type movies and the sort of movie that makes you shiver but doesn't use gore. Amongst my favourites are "Metropolis," the Bogart "Big Sleep" and other movies of that ilk.

On TV, I love clever mystery and detective shows. Castle, Monk, Leverage and so forth.

I'm also very fond of absurdist literature, such as the plays of Jarry or Ionesco, and the art of the French impressionists - Monet, Magritte and so forth. (Which is not to discount Dali or Picasso, as I adore them too.)

So, my absolute favourites?

Albums:
Learning to Crawl - The Pretenders
Back in Black - AC/DC
The Sky Moves Sideways - Porcupine Tree
Live Rust - Neil Young & Crazy Horse
The Bends - Radiohead

Movies:
Blade Runner (Director's Cut)
Leon - Version Integrale if I can get hold of a copy!
Miss Congeniality. Makes me laugh every time *8-)
Kung Fu Hustle. And Shaolin Soccer too, for that matter.
Die Hard. Cheesy, maybe. But awesomeness!!!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Love, Friendship, Beliefs, Instruments, My Kitchen, Velvet!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything. I am quite a philosophical stoat! Particularly interested in blending physics and spirituality into some form of cohesive world view.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I don't have typical nights! if I am with friends I could be in, or out. Or potentially shaking it all about. In a muddy field camping. Dressed in black in a club. Online. Offline. Chasing rabbits while wearing the pelt of a mustelid. (Some of these may only be in my mind.)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Oh you won't find out THAT easily! But given what I have admitted to on this profile, you can be sure it's likely to be unusual!
You should message me if
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You're interested. Why message me if you're not?*8-)

However, as an addendum to this - while I am flattered by the attention, I am not currently looking for a relationship with a gay man. I *am* bisexual, but that isn't what I want right now. I do appreciate that attention fellas, it's very nice to know you like what you see, but please, take this into account before messaging me...if you read down this far...