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stoatwblr
42 / M / straight / Single
London, United Kingdom
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- Pacific Islander, White
- Height
- —
- Body Type
- —
- Looking For
- New friends, Short-term dating, Long-distance penpals, Casual sex
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Sometimes
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- Other and laughing about it
- Sign
- Sagittarius but it doesn’t matter
- Education
- Graduated from college/university
- Job
- Political / Government
- Income
- $60,000–$70,000
- Kids
- Likes children
- Pets
- Likes dogs and Owns cats
- Languages
- English, German (Poorly), Cebuano (Poorly), Dutch (Poorly), Maori (Poorly)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am Fuzzy, Frumpy, and Mad as a hatter.
My Self-Summary
Somewhat frumpy,
somewhat fuzzy, 200%
geek, rounded in the
middle, 2 green eyes, 2 pink ears, 10 fingers, 10 toes and some
plumbing hiding away somewhere.
There's a touch of grey frost up top (no shiny patches), a few bags & sags elsewhere, but I've still got my own teeth and no bearskin rugs (front or back)
I love cuddling kissing and discussions with a strong emphasis on geeky.
Not so keen on dancing - but mainly because I feel self concious about being out there. Who wants to teach?
There's a touch of grey frost up top (no shiny patches), a few bags & sags elsewhere, but I've still got my own teeth and no bearskin rugs (front or back)
I love cuddling kissing and discussions with a strong emphasis on geeky.
Not so keen on dancing - but mainly because I feel self concious about being out there. Who wants to teach?
What I’m doing with my life
IT manager in a university laboratory and enjoying it. They're even
crazier than I am and they really ARE rocket scientists.
Currently messing round with alternative fuels on an old car I can afford to break. I said I was a geek!
Procrastinating about all the stuff I should be doing.
Currently messing round with alternative fuels on an old car I can afford to break. I said I was a geek!
Procrastinating about all the stuff I should be doing.
I’m really good at
Breaking computers, navel gazing and scratching my kitties behind
the ears.
Not so good at housework, but I can cook when I can be bothered - living alone destroys the urge to do this.
I love to take photographs, but that's sporadic and half the time I'm kicking myself about having left the camera at home.
Procrastinating.
Not so good at housework, but I can cook when I can be bothered - living alone destroys the urge to do this.
I love to take photographs, but that's sporadic and half the time I'm kicking myself about having left the camera at home.
Procrastinating.
The first things people usually notice about me
Eyes and smile.
According to some, I look way too serious all the time, but apparently that makes the funny stuff seem even funnier.
According to some, I look way too serious all the time, but apparently that makes the funny stuff seem even funnier.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Anything by Pratchett (sarcasm and parody rule), Love gothic
movies, indie music (but will listen to almost anything) and as for
food - surprise me.
Currently reading: very little. Last book was a great wee read called "Kluge" - about how messed up our brains are.
Silly movies are great. Ferris Bueller, Howard the Duck, Stardust, all of the Python stuff (and ex-python related material) but I also like lots of SF
I thought Donnie Darko was great, but most people I've spoken to don't seem to get it.
Foodwise: As long as it's not stodge, I love almost all of it (especially desserts), but it doesn't love my waistline.
Currently reading: very little. Last book was a great wee read called "Kluge" - about how messed up our brains are.
Silly movies are great. Ferris Bueller, Howard the Duck, Stardust, all of the Python stuff (and ex-python related material) but I also like lots of SF
I thought Donnie Darko was great, but most people I've spoken to don't seem to get it.
Foodwise: As long as it's not stodge, I love almost all of it (especially desserts), but it doesn't love my waistline.
The six things I could never do without
Family and friends, Decent coffee and maple walnut ice cream, Books
and music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Work stuff, puzzles and how to save the world.
Wondering why my top-ranking matches here are almost always bisexual women between 19 and 28 - mainly because as far as I can tell they have no interest in me.
Why people keep mistaking me for a woman. FFS, I have a hairy face most of the time, do they think I'm Zorba's sister?
Wondering why my top-ranking matches here are almost always bisexual women between 19 and 28 - mainly because as far as I can tell they have no interest in me.
Why people keep mistaking me for a woman. FFS, I have a hairy face most of the time, do they think I'm Zorba's sister?
On a typical Friday night I am
Being boring at home, or stuck late at work. :(
Save me!
Save me!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
Uh.... no. It might frighten you off.
You should message me if
You want to get to know me better.
You want to drag me off for a dirty weekend somewhere.
You need a fellow screamer on a roller coaster ride.
Happy to chat, come talk to me!
You want to drag me off for a dirty weekend somewhere.
You need a fellow screamer on a roller coaster ride.
Happy to chat, come talk to me!
