You know how, when you open a fresh pack of cigarettes, you turn one of them upside down because somehow that makes it "lucky," but later you forget about it and absentmindedly fish it out and clamp your lips around the wrong end, light it, and take a big ol' drag of filter?

Then you run to get something to wash the taste out of your mouth and find that the cat has cornered a leprechaun in your kitchen, and you tell the leprechaun that you'll call kitty off if he gives you three wishes. And you wish for absolute dominion over marmosets, three giant bales of chocolate-flavored money, and for everything you touch to turn to awesome and wow?

And everything's going great until you realize you forgot to wish for world peace, and big men with guns take your little monkeys and your delicious money and chop your hands off and everything turns to suck. But then it turns out it was all a dream and everything's ok, in fact everything is excellent because it's Saturday and you can sleep in and then go to the zoo?

I'm a lot like that.

I'm attempting to make the world a slightly nicer place.

Cubis Gold 2 on Yahoo! games. I'm freakishly, uselessly good at that game, and it's not even a particularly fun game.

This is the place where you're supposed to prove what an awesome indie hipster you are, right? Well, rest assured, I am an awesome indie hipster, but I'm not proving it to you.

I like pineapples. Make what you will of that.

I know: How 'bout I make this my favorite youtube video section?

Getting Back to Work <--dated, but still relevant.

Colbert's White House Correspondent's Dinner Speech <--really dated, and not so relevant, but still the best thing in the history of ever.

I-BE AREA <--actually that should probably be filed under "most fucked up" rather than "favorite."

La Redecouverte

Mount Wroclai

A sense of usefulness, pretty things, old umbrellas, broken clocks, to-do lists, spell-check.

I'm no good at being uncomfortable, but I'm learning.

You should message me.

But, fair warning, if you self-identify as a conservative, Republican, or libertarian, we will probably not get along.

If you use "u" instead of "you" or can't handle the difference between "your" and "you're," we will probably not get along.

If I look at your profile and see anything other than atheism, agnosticism, or (at a stretch) buddhism under "Religion," I will rule you out for anything other than "New Friends" or "Long-Distance penpals." We all have the right to worship the Jesus of our choosin', but if you exercise that right, I will hold it against you.