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stolen_ocean

31 Portland, OR Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 1:56am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Sign
Aquarius
Status
Single
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I like to:
- go to the movies
- eat indian food (and, let's be real, most other foods)
- travel
- watch hbo dramas
- game nights with friends
- hang out with a cat
- internet
- go for walks
- talk art
- make art
- look at art

I am not a fan of:
- conservative politics (booooo, heckle heckle)
- mondays
- space (it's horrifying)
- early morning obligations
- pollen
- women who hate other women
- dogs (boooooooooooo)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have a job, and I have a social circle, and I'm alive and it's exciting.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- storytelling (IRL, not on dating profiles)
- eating pie
- watching movies
- sitting next to and/or petting cats
- eating cake
- googling things
- first impressions (obviously, duh)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
BOOKS
Vonnegut, Brautigan, small press, female poets (and to a lesser extent, male poets), lots of other stuff

MOVIES
Comedy, drama, korean revenge, french new wave, black and white, the whole shabang (like, a little of everything... you wanna talk movies? let's talk movies)

SHOWS
Mad Men (R.I.P.), Regular Show, Girls, The Heart She Holler, Veep, Mission Hill, Last Week Tonight, Alpha House, other stuff

MUSIC
Garage rock, hip hop, witchy stuff (witchy but dancey), pop music, old country (like, really old), soul, et cetera

FOOD
Yup
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends
Stories
Coffee
Art
Internet
Juice
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Message me if you want to get out and have a bite to eat, or if you feel like record shopping, or if you want to go to first Thursday and see all the art. Let's start with a friend date!

If you think I'm neat and that I'll like you back!