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stolen_ocean

30 M Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:31pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Aquarius
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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creative
curious
culture-junky
What I’m doing with my life
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DAY JOB: I work for a creative firm, and my main client is Nike. My work sends me all over the country, mostly to cities. Sometimes I have to leave for up to six weeks, where some jobs are only like three or four days. I like my job! I love to travel, I like having time off between gigs, and I like the organized chaos.

MY REAL LIFE: I'm a writer and a publisher and a visual artist. My job pays for my passions, and my passions lead to a bunch of work. Right now I am getting ready to tour the country to promote a new novel, and am also designing tees for a new company on the east coast. Love it!
The first things people usually notice about me
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I don't know! Something physical, probably. Hair and glasses maybe? I pretty much just wear black every day (I'm not goth or anything, I just look good in black), and I think that catches people's eye, especially in the summer. My car gets a lot of attention from middle-aged dudes (it's a mustang convertible, used to be my father's), and a lot of people smile at me, so I must look like someone nice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Lit - Brautigan, Vonnegut, some Burroughs, a lot of small press.

Cinema - Foreign, drama, some comedies, Godard, Von Trier, Tarantino, PTA, Coen, Allen, Haneke, Fassbinder, Marx Brothers, et cetera.

Television - I like the Mad Men, the Game of Thrones, the Girls, the Superjail, the Adventure Time, the Eric Andre, the American Horror Story, blah blah.

Music - Kanye, Slayer, Liars, Gossip, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Missy Elliot, Mountain Goats, Gang of Four, Ice Age, Grimes, Hooded Fang, A$AP Ferg, Lorde, Coachwhips, 2 Chainz, The Kills, Rapture.

Nourishment - Curry, burritos, pizza, eggs & bacon, bananas, yogurt, sandwiches, enchiladas, pad everything, salads, ice cream, coffee with a capital everything (COFFEE).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
art. the internet. people. laughter. ideas. um, coffee.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Art. The internet. People.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In town or out of town, having fun or working, blah blah blah or yadda yadda.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I think Nicole Richie is funny and charming and I sort of hate myself for that. Yep, winky face.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating