I like to make a lot of jokes, think deep philosophical thoughts, and make jokes about deep philosophical thoughts. You could describe me as a light-hearted cynic with a darker sense of humor, I'm a people person at heart though. People that know me tend to like me. As far as hobbies go, I like to go the gym, I daydream about being a competitive bodybuilder, a massive hulk of a man struggling to get into cars and walk through tight hallways. For the women wanting intellectual conversation, I have a bachelors from UGA. For you shallow hussies, I have perfect teeth and a pretty face!

My ripped abs, dashing smile

Books: I only read books for laughs. Most of the books I read are written by comedians, or should have been. That includes most of these ridiculous celebrity biographies.

Movies: I'm not too big into movies, but I do enjoy the Big Lebowski.

Shows: My favorite show is breaking bad, but I absolutely love watching the first 15 minutes or so of A&E's intervention message me and I'll tell you why. I've also grown quite fond of "conspiracy theory with Jesse Ventura"

Music: I listen to a lot of music, a lot of metal to be honest, death metal to be specific. Not everyone likes it, I do.

- things to laugh at: people, misfortunes, coincidences, coincidental misfortunes of other people. They're all funny in their own way

- a gym: Bodybuilding is a big hobby of mine

- Death Metal music: Not only does it sound amazing, it gets me pumped up for going to the gym, and to top it off even if you don't particularly enjoy it, it always seems to make for interesting conversation.

- food: Seems like a cop out, but I'm a fat kid at heart

- WWE: Yes, I watch wrassling. lol

- Clown Porn. That's a joke! I promise..... Six is such an odd number don't you think?

Words! Specifically, buzzwords, and how they literally mean nothing. You see a lot of buzzwords in the news and you hear nothing but buzzwords from politicians. Even here... you run into them on occasion. Here are a few buzz words I see on okcupid, maybe you can relate:

- "laid back"; I have yet to see anyone who describes themselves as high strung or on the edge.. everyone seems to be very go with the flow.

-"down to earth"; I can understand not wanting to be thought of as uppity, pompous, or a snob, but boasting about being humble seems counterproductive.

- "chill" : because being laid back wasn't good enough

-"fun": I wonder how many people are honest when they say they're fun. Perhaps that's subjective

I should probably stop now, theres no way I'm making friends with this

When it is pouring down rain and I'm driving in my car, I like to turn the windshield wipers off and just honk my car horn a lot and navigate by echolocation like a dolphin or some sort of whale, which brings me to the most private thing I'm willing to admit. I used to actually be a whale, not like biologically, but just very overweight and sedentary. I have since changed that.