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26 Lawrenceville, GA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–100
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 5:26pm
Hispanic / Latin, White
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Not at all
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I like to make a lot of jokes, think deep philosophical thoughts, and make jokes about deep philosophical thoughts. You could describe me as a light-hearted cynic with a darker sense of humor, I'm a people person at heart though. People that know me tend to like me. As far as hobbies go, I like to go the gym, I daydream about being a competitive bodybuilder, a massive hulk of a man struggling to get into cars and walk through tight hallways. For the women wanting intellectual conversation, I have a bachelors from UGA. For you shallow hussies, I have perfect teeth and a pretty face!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Talking to people, I've got the gift of gab if I feel like talking to you. I'm not a shy person and can easily hold a conversation.

I'm not good at always being serious.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My ripped abs, dashing smile
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: I only read books for laughs. Most of the books I read are written by comedians, or should have been. That includes most of these ridiculous celebrity biographies.

Movies: I'm not too big into movies, but I do enjoy the Big Lebowski.

Shows: My favorite show is breaking bad, but I absolutely love watching the first 15 minutes or so of A&E's intervention message me and I'll tell you why. I've also grown quite fond of "conspiracy theory with Jesse Ventura"

Music: I listen to a lot of music, a lot of metal to be honest, death metal to be specific. Not everyone likes it, I do.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- things to laugh at: people, misfortunes, coincidences, coincidental misfortunes of other people. They're all funny in their own way

- a gym: Bodybuilding is a big hobby of mine

- Death Metal music: Not only does it sound amazing, it gets me pumped up for going to the gym, and to top it off even if you don't particularly enjoy it, it always seems to make for interesting conversation.

- food: Seems like a cop out, but I'm a fat kid at heart

- Georgia Football, I like to sit there and watch mark richt take cat naps on the sidelines while he wears his sun glasses like he's fooling anybody. Everyone knows he's sitting there nodding out while letting mike Bobo call all the plays from the box and this man has the audacity to try to play it off like he's paying attention. "Two SEC teams came out today to play SEC football", coach Richt exclaims at the halftime interview. what insight! ...

- Clown Porn. That's a joke! I promise..... Six is such an odd number don't you think?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Words! Specifically, buzzwords, and how they literally mean nothing. You see a lot of buzzwords in the news and you hear nothing but buzzwords from politicians. Even here... you run into them on occasion. Here are a few buzz words I see on okcupid, maybe you can relate:

- "laid back"; I have yet to see anyone who describes themselves as high strung or on the edge.. everyone seems to be very go with the flow.

-"down to earth"; I can understand not wanting to be thought of as uppity, pompous, or a snob, but boasting about being humble seems counterproductive.

- "chill" : because being laid back wasn't good enough

-"fun": I wonder how many people are honest when they say they're fun. Perhaps that's subjective

I should probably stop now, theres no way I'm making friends with this
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On a typical Friday night, I'm at my job questioning my career choices, dreading the return the following morning.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When it is pouring down rain and I'm driving in my car, I like to turn the windshield wipers off and just honk my car horn a lot and navigate by echolocation like a dolphin or some sort of whale, which brings me to the most private thing I'm willing to admit. I used to actually be a whale, not like biologically, but just very overweight and sedentary. I have since changed that.