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stoneymakaila

18 / F / Straight / Single

Sacramento, California

Her Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:12pm
Ethnicity
Black, White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m).
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Student
Income
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
poor-earthling.tumblr.com
Stoner, philosophy & film student. lowkey misandrist.

i like to go in my matches, look at my highest percentage% of Enemies and lol at the fails.
What I’m doing with my life
music video directing.
I’m really good at
picking up on people's moods, laughing inappropriately, being creepy,
The first things people usually notice about me
am I 'people'? lol maybe my solipsistic nature won't let me notice what people notice about me.

no but seriously,
my hair and my eyes i would say. and maybe my third tentacle.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels, Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, We Need To Talk About Kevin, Enter The Void, Examined Life, In Bruges, Futurama (movies), Observe and Report, Gentlemen Broncos, A Serious Man, Closer, Waking Life.

music: last.fm/user/Makailax
Books: The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, The Unbearable Lightness Of Being, Invisible Monsters, Ethics Of Ambiguity, The Picture of Dorian Grey, A Clockwork Orange, Haunted, The Second Sex.

shows: Futurama, The Venture Bros, Gravity Falls, superjail, Off The Air, american dad, totally biased
The six things I could never do without
Film
Philosophy
Music
Feels
Space
Weed
I spend a lot of time thinking about
self-hypnosis, film, radical feminism, existence, existentialism, social determinism, reincarnation, cultural issues, (illustrative) art, music,
On a typical Friday night I am
zooted and lounging on my bed watching short films. if i have some dough then I'm getting baked outside of movie theaters, going to a comedy club or wiggling at a concert.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
if ur a dude and ur interested....like when u gonna let me peg you bro?

i also liek to take ganders at masculine men in ladies nighttime wear.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–21
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends
You should message me if
you're okay with rapid shotgun questioning or if you have a tumblr or you're atleast 80% match/friend with me or if you like to tell jokes