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33 Brooklyn, NY Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20-35
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Oct 22
White, Other
5' 5" (1.65m)
Body Type
Average build
Atheism and laughing about it
Dropped out of University
Might want kids
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat), C++ (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I am a hopeless romantic, but in a way that eschews most traditional senses of romance.
I'm a bartender, amongst other things.
I was raised on a hippie commune by amazing people.
I have a girl's name and I like it.
I have an unlimited patience for trivia.
What I’m doing with my life
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These days I'm enjoying the good luck I've had in New York and trying to balance being a hedonist with being a kind and honest person.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Truly? I'm an expert at nothing, but pretty good at a few things: I'm a decent proofreader. I have a vast store of useless knowledge. I'm relatively intuitive. I know far too much about surrealist prose, video games, and literary science fiction.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My hair is in my eyes. I'm really nice. I'm bad with names and faces. I'm also bad with pretense and needless mystery.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite writers include: Italo Calvino, Thomas Pynchon, William Gibson, Jim Croce, Ursula K LeGuin, Geoff Ryman, Warren Ellis. Favorite Directors: Godard, Gaspar Noe, PT Anderson, Rian Johnson, Bahman Ghobadi. Food: I spend most of my money on good food. My comfort dishes are usually Vietnamese, Chinese (Szechuan or Dim Sum), Thai, or Italian. I have a special place in my heart for the most egregious excesses of junk food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In no particular order: food, friends, books, sex, video games, a good pair of shoes. simple tastes, I suppose.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
mortality, morality, and science
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either out being reckless or working.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a bizarrely guilty conscience--Even if I'm convinced that rationally, I'm doing the right thing, all it takes is someone to question that, and I suddenly am worried I'm an asshole.
You should message me if
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you're interesting.