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stoopafaction

31 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Jul 22
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Often
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Hospitality
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Might want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I am a hopeless romantic, but in a way that eschews most traditional senses of romance.
I'm a bartender, and--ostensibly--I write occasionally. I was raised on a hippie commune by some very amazing people. I have been told I'm intelligent, but suspect I really just have an unlimited patience for fascinating trivia.
What I’m doing with my life
These days I'm adjusting to New York and trying to balance being a hedonist with being a kind and honest person.
I’m really good at
Truly? I'm an expert at nothing, but pretty good at a few things: I'm a decent proofreader. I have a vast store of useless knowledge. I'm relatively intuitive. I know far too much about surrealist prose, video games, and literary science fiction.
The first things people usually notice about me
My hair is in my eyes. I'm really nice. I'm bad with names and faces. I'm also bad with pretense and needless mystery.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite writers include: Italo Calvino, Thomas Pynchon, William Gibson, Jim Croce, Ursula K LeGuin, Geoff Ryman, Warren Ellis. Favorite Directors: Godard, Gaspar Noe, PT Anderson, Rian Johnson, Bahman Ghobadi. Food: I spend most of my money on good food. My comfort dishes are usually Vietnamese, Chinese (Szechuan or Dim Sum), Thai, or Italian. I have a special place in my heart for the most egregious excesses of junk food.
The six things I could never do without
In no particular order: food, friends, books, sex, video games, a good pair of shoes. simple tastes, I suppose.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
mortality, morality, and science
On a typical Friday night I am
Either out being reckless or working.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a bizarrely guilty conscience--Even if I'm convinced that rationally, I'm doing the right thing, all it takes is someone to question that, and I suddenly am worried I'm an asshole.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–35
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
you're interesting.