Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a 29 year old guy with a job and a car, but I'm still going to
school. I really like to play my guitar and sing. I'll just get
this out of the way now - I (until recently) live at home with my
parents (Dad), but I pay rent and stuff. Plus, he's a pretty cool
dude. I love him, and it's nice to have family to talk to. Every
once and a while we'll reminisce about that time I hit a homerun in
baseball. But he also gets to tell me to empty the cat's litterbox,
so it's a double edged sword. So I'll be doing that until I finish
up my Computer Information Systems degree. Also, I think, at least,
that it's obvious I'm pretty sarcastic.
What I’m doing with my life
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Going to work and taking classes. I really like my job and I might
stay here after I get a degree. In my spare time I try to learn rap
songs on guitar and replace certain words with other words so as
not to offended the masses with my blatant white male
Long term goals? I want to buy a house eventually, but apparently
it's really expensive. Like potentially many thousands of dollars.
Right? I was surprised, too.
I’m really good at
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looking like Rick Moranis with my glasses on. Growing a beard
halfway and deciding it's too itchy and terminating that mission.
Also, you know that game where you put your hands on top of someone
else's hands and they try to flip their hands over and slap the top
of yours before you can pull away? I'm SO good at that game. Nobody
ever wants to play, though.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Again, the sarcasm, and that I'm pretty funny and clever. I guess
some girls notice I'm kind of short for a guy at 5'5," but what can
you do? I also laugh really loudly and smile a lot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Currently reading the first book in A Song of Ice and Fire series.
You've probably heard of Game of Thrones, the TV show. I understand
the books are based off that. (Ok, there's an example of
I like Paul Thomas Anderson. The Sopranos. Stanley K
I like The Beatles. Talking Heads are the coolest band ever.
They're one of those bands that make me think I can dance
Food? Japanese is pretty good. Italian is good too. Anything
really. I've never tried Kale but I'd probably like it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I could probably do without some of these things, but they're
really nice to have around:
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
why brown M&Ms are the same color as purple Skittles
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm pretty much over the bar scene, so most nights I'll stay home.
Sometimes, when my friends are around, we'll go to house parties.
With girlfriends though, I really like going out to dinner and
doing things like arcades, bowling, weekend trips, or anything fun
like that. <3 the beach
You should message me if
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person who liked my profile and pics? Well then, don't be shy.
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