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29 Boiling Springs, PA Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 7:37am
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Used up
Mostly anything
When drinking
Working on university
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
My self-summary
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I'm a 29 year old guy with a job and a car, but I'm still going to school. I really like to play my guitar and sing. I'll just get this out of the way now - I (until recently) live at home with my parents (Dad), but I pay rent and stuff. Plus, he's a pretty cool dude. I love him, and it's nice to have family to talk to. Every once and a while we'll reminisce about that time I hit a homerun in baseball. But he also gets to tell me to empty the cat's litterbox, so it's a double edged sword. So I'll be doing that until I finish up my Computer Information Systems degree. Also, I think, at least, that it's obvious I'm pretty sarcastic.
What I’m doing with my life
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Going to work and taking classes. I really like my job and I might stay here after I get a degree. In my spare time I try to learn rap songs on guitar and replace certain words with other words so as not to offended the masses with my blatant white male privilege.

Long term goals? I want to buy a house eventually, but apparently it's really expensive. Like potentially many thousands of dollars. Right? I was surprised, too.
I’m really good at
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looking like Rick Moranis with my glasses on. Growing a beard halfway and deciding it's too itchy and terminating that mission. Also, you know that game where you put your hands on top of someone else's hands and they try to flip their hands over and slap the top of yours before you can pull away? I'm SO good at that game. Nobody ever wants to play, though.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Again, the sarcasm, and that I'm pretty funny and clever. I guess some girls notice I'm kind of short for a guy at 5'5," but what can you do? I also laugh really loudly and smile a lot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Currently reading the first book in A Song of Ice and Fire series. You've probably heard of Game of Thrones, the TV show. I understand the books are based off that. (Ok, there's an example of sarcasm).

I like Paul Thomas Anderson. The Sopranos. Stanley K

I like The Beatles. Talking Heads are the coolest band ever. They're one of those bands that make me think I can dance well.

Food? Japanese is pretty good. Italian is good too. Anything really. I've never tried Kale but I'd probably like it.
The six things I could never do without
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I could probably do without some of these things, but they're really nice to have around:

I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
why brown M&Ms are the same color as purple Skittles
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm pretty much over the bar scene, so most nights I'll stay home. Sometimes, when my friends are around, we'll go to house parties. With girlfriends though, I really like going out to dinner and doing things like arcades, bowling, weekend trips, or anything fun like that. <3 the beach
You should message me if
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If you're funny and sarcastic. Nerdy? Cute? Looking for a relationship? Not any of those things, but rather just a great person who liked my profile and pics? Well then, don't be shy.