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35 Denton, TX Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 3:01pm
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Working on two-year college
Entertainment / Media
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
OK. I'm going to restart this whole thing. Some people said it was too long, blah blah blah, so, here we go. In retrospect, it's only about a paragraph shorter...

I'm a nerd. I love comics and sci-fi and ren faires and anime, video games and pen and paper rpgs. I'm a slightly less successful Leonard Hoffstedder from Big Bang Theory (although, I have WAY better musical taste... punk rock is the way to go).

There, now I'm sure I lost most of you girls with that last sentence alone, even though most girls "<3 nerds" now. That wasn't the case when I was younger. Honestly, I don't think that's the case now, I just think they like the Hollywood nerd.

I want a girl that can be my best friend and partner in crime (or heroics, since I'd make a terrible criminal). One that will have just as much fun hanging out and playing video games as she would hitting up a bar and playing pool (if I like you, I might let you win). Someone that can relate to the anger I have over the changes in Game of Thrones the tv show. Watch Walking Dead and totally help me plan our survival in the coming zombie wasteland.

This girl should also be interested in trying new things that she may not have done before, i.e. playing some pen and paper rpgs (like d&d, don't worry, I'm not a LARP'r... Not that I wouldn't try it if said girl was), or marathoning an awesome tv show like Firefly or Community or Big Bang Theory, or whatever. Maybe even going to a local punk show and checking out some bands. I love live music and comedy, so that will come into play at some point. Maybe, just maybe, actually hang out and watch wrestling with me... Yes, I like wrestling, sue me.

A girl that will make me a mixtape as a surprise, just to give it to me when I hand her the one I was making to surprise her. Or can recommend awesome comic books for me to check out. And can keep up with me on movie quotes... the more random and hilarious, the better. Someone that will spoil me just as much as I would spoil her.

Also, someone who'd like to travel around and check out cool things. I'm going to Cancun again this year, and it's kinda lame being a 3rd/5th wheel. edit** Not going to Cancun. Going to Chicago for Riot Fest instead. Still by myself because everyone is lame, but whatever, 3 days of punk rock in one of my favorite cities. Hell Yeah.

Above all, I want a 50/50 relationship. Someone who will try just as hard as I will and enjoy being with me as much as I her.

I know the odds of finding this girl and both of us having a mutual attraction to each other on a dating website has astronomical odds against happening, but, never tell me the odds. (points if you can nail that reference).

I'm getting more and more skeptical about internet dating... The very few dates I actually get, I tend to end up hearing "You're too good for me." Or nothing at all. Maybe I try to hard. I dunno.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Right now, I'm working the graveyard shift at Winstar Casino. I sing and play guitar, and I write. Urban fantasy mostly. (Think Dresden Files, or Odd Thomas type stuff). Other than that, I'm just maintaining my sanity. Weekly gaming in Ft Worth, and sometimes hanging out with friends around town.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm a damn good singer, and a passable guitar player.

I'm a dog whisperer...

I'm also good at making people smile, especially when they truly need it. It's a gift, even when I don't feel much like smiling myself.

We cant forget my talent at over-analyzation and people watching, people watching is great... I enjoy trying to figure out the reasons why people do the things they do. Or act the way they act. Or even just create stories about why the person is where they are at that moment.

Any other things I'm good at, well, thats for other people to decide.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My eyes, they are my best physical feature I believe... and usually the first thing people compliment. they are kind of a unique color. other than that, I have a real quirky sense of humor, often dry, but, also, I LOVE puns, and cheesy jokes... My favorite pun I've made was by total accident... "Family is a relative term" I cracked myself up for a good twenty minutes with that one. Yes, I laugh at my own jokes, especially when they are terrible...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
This part is very long, and for that I apologize:

Chances are, if it's sci-fi/fantasy/supernatural type stuff, I'm going to like it. Let's just stick with that, otherwise, I'll leave a big list here.

To be totally honest, there are too many movies that I love to list them all, but, I'll put a few of the top that come to mind... Princess Bride, Zombieland, Sin City, Boondock Saints, Walk Hard, Lord of the Rings (all of them), Die Hard (all of them), Star Wars (all of them), Grandmas Boy, Lucky Number Slevin, Ghostbusters (both of them), Back to the Future (all of them), Scott Pilgrim, Tucker and Dale vs Evil, Forgetting Sarah Marshall... I could go on and on and probably will if you let me.

Had to shorten this part... so, here are my top 15 (i break the rules when it comes to list-limits):
Authority Zero, Rise Against, Less Than Jake, NoFX, Reel Big Fish, Bad Religion, Millencolin, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Offspring, Pulley, Strung Out, Sum 41, Zebrahead, Alkaline Trio, Streetlight Manifesto.

I listen to mostly punk rock as you can tell. But, there is some other stuff I like too, nerdcore rap, classic rock, blues, etc.

4. TV
There are a TON of shows that I enjoy, I'll just list shows that are still going on though. Again, if it's nerdy, I'll probably like it, but right now, active shows: Archer, South Park, Bobs Burgers, Sons of Anarchy, Walking Dead, Psych, Big Bang Theory (I'm so much like Leonard it's ridiculous at times), Agents of SHIELD, Community, Wedding Band, Family Guy, American Dad, the Cleveland Show, Robot Chicken, Metalocalypse, Arrow, Brooklyn 99...ummm, and a ton of random shows on netflix, like Firefly... love me some Firefly.

mexican, italian, american.... I like to say I'm not very particular on the type of food that I eat, but, I CAN be really picky lol, but, I'll go anywhere, I'll find something to eat no matter where I go.

All in all, I'm not afraid to give anything a shot, movie, tv show, band, food, if I don't like it, no big deal, at least I experienced it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Music/My guitar
2. My friends
3. Movies
4. Animals
5. My Computer/Phone
6. Humor... and love... my life would never be complete without them, and I know it said 6 things... but, I don't always follow the rules lol.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
In an effort to keep this thing from being too long, let's just say at any given moment, my mind is thinking about approximately 83461064t1098345 things at the same time.... yes, there is a t in that number... It's supposed to be there to show the absurdity of the amount of things I am thinking about. If you want to know, just ask, hell, it could start a pretty awesome conversation.

One thing recently is the growing trend of "open relationships". I'm sorry, I don't do those. It seems like a way to cheat without getting in trouble... But you're still going to hurt the other person... It's a cop out to me... Maybe I'm old fashioned that way, but if you don't want a serious relationship, don't call it a relationship.... So... yeah, definitely not interested in starting and/or joining one of those. I'm a one woman guy. Always have been, always will be.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Actual Friday nights, I work... now, MY Friday is Monday, so if I haven't totally confused you... I usually just wind down from working all weekend. Watch movies, hang out with friends, try to make plans with people who are starting their work week... ugh.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I don't keep secrets about myself really, so, in all honesty, I'd tell you whatever you really wanted to know about... this can be kind of off putting for some people lol, they don't expect me to be so direct about my life. The way I see it, the things I've gone through have made me who I am, so why hide it. I try to live life with as few regrets as possible.

I mean, if you have skeletons in your closet, they will tend to haunt you at the worst possible times, so, you might as well open the door and have conversations and joke around about them.

But, just for the sake of the site: I have a few guilty pleasure bands... Paramore, Fall Out Boy, and Panic at the Disco... Damn, I just lost all my punk rock cred... good thing I don't care about that sort of thing... What can I say? Their shit is catchy.

P.S. If I like you. I'm going to act like I like you. None of that alpha male, shaming bullshit. I'll enjoy talking to you and probably want to do it at length.
You should message me if
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Any of this sounds interesting. You'll be glad you did, I'm pretty damn awesome.

Especially if you play video games or have a nerdy side that you embrace (or even want to embrace) with no regrets.

I respond to 99% of the messages I get fyi, and I'm not going to send you a "dick pic" or ask to trade nudes, or any of those other /r/creepypms worthy crap I see women complain about.