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straightedge29

35 Denton, TX Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 12:14am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a nerd. A card carrying, tattooed, punk rock playing, anime binging, ren faire attending, comic con wandering, sci/fi reading, video game playing, wrestling watching, star wars loving nerd.

I don't smell bad, I'm sometimes funny, I will never send a dick pic, and I'm not entirely unappealing to look at.

I'm looking for someone with similar interests, for adventures, movies, traveling, dinners, random awesome dates, gaming, cuddling, netflix/hulu marathoning, the whole nine yards.

I'm a one woman guy as well. So no "open relationships", no games, just honesty.

I'm divorced (not my decision, but in retrospect, glad it happened), no kids (definitely want them some day though).

I've spent a long time single, and while it does get lonely, that in no way makes me desperate. I do however try too hard at times, which I've been told is a bad thing, but, I'd rather try too hard than not at all. I'm old fashioned that way I guess. I like to spoil who I'm with. I want them to know how happy they make me, you know?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Let's see, I'm working weird hours at Winstar Casino. Looking for something new with better hours though. Especially if I can find something in animal rescue. I'm working on rebuilding my credit, and starting a new band, writing, gaming, and otherwise just kind of hanging out doing my thing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm a damn good singer, and a passable guitar player.

I'm a dog whisperer...

I'm also good at making people smile, especially when they truly need it. It's a gift, even when I don't feel much like smiling myself.

We cant forget my talent at over-analyzation and people watching, people watching is great... I enjoy trying to figure out the reasons why people do the things they do. Or act the way they act. Or even just create stories about why the person is where they are at that moment.

Any other things I'm good at, well, thats for other people to decide.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes, they are my best physical feature I believe... and usually the first thing people compliment. they are kind of a unique color. other than that, I have a real quirky sense of humor, often dry, but, also, I LOVE puns, and cheesy jokes... My favorite pun I've made was by total accident... "Family is a relative term" I cracked myself up for a good twenty minutes with that one. Yes, I laugh at my own jokes, especially when they are terrible...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
This part is very long, and for that I apologize:

1. BOOKS
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Chances are, if it's sci-fi/fantasy/supernatural type stuff, I'm going to like it. Let's just stick with that, otherwise, I'll leave a big list here.
Fine... Here are some: Dresden Files, Sandman Slim, Odd Thomas, Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, Iron Druid etc etc etc.

2. MOVIES
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To be totally honest, there are too many movies that I love to list them all, but, I'll put a few of the top that come to mind... Princess Bride, Zombieland, Sin City, Boondock Saints, Walk Hard, Lord of the Rings (all of them), Die Hard (all of them), Star Wars (all of them), Grandmas Boy, Lucky Number Slevin, Ghostbusters (both of them), Back to the Future (all of them), Scott Pilgrim, Tucker and Dale vs Evil, Forgetting Sarah Marshall... I could go on and on and probably will if you let me.

3. MUSIC
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Had to shorten this part... so, here are my top 15 (i break the rules when it comes to list-limits):
Authority Zero, Rise Against, Less Than Jake, NoFX, Reel Big Fish, Bad Religion, Millencolin, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Offspring, Pulley, Strung Out, Sum 41, Zebrahead, Alkaline Trio, Streetlight Manifesto.

I listen to mostly punk rock as you can tell. But, there is some other stuff I like too, nerdcore rap, classic rock, blues, etc.

4. TV
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There are a TON of shows that I enjoy, I'll just list shows that are still going on though. Again, if it's nerdy, I'll probably like it, but right now, active shows: Archer, South Park, Bobs Burgers, Sons of Anarchy, Walking Dead, Psych, Big Bang Theory (I'm so much like Leonard it's ridiculous at times), Agents of SHIELD, Community, Wedding Band, Family Guy, American Dad, the Cleveland Show, Robot Chicken, Metalocalypse, Arrow, Brooklyn 99...ummm, and a ton of random shows on netflix, like Firefly... love me some Firefly.

5. FOOD
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mexican, italian, american.... I like to say I'm not very particular on the type of food that I eat, but, I CAN be really picky lol, but, I'll go anywhere, I'll find something to eat no matter where I go.

All in all, I'm not afraid to give anything a shot, movie, tv show, band, food, if I don't like it, no big deal, at least I experienced it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Music/My guitar
2. My friends
3. Movies
4. Animals
5. My Computer/Phone
6. Humor... and love... my life would never be complete without them, and I know it said 6 things... but, I don't always follow the rules lol.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
In an effort to keep this thing from being too long, let's just say at any given moment, my mind is thinking about approximately 83461064t1098345 things at the same time.... yes, there is a t in that number... It's supposed to be there to show the absurdity of the amount of things I am thinking about. If you want to know, just ask, hell, it could start a pretty awesome conversation.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Actual Friday nights, I work... now, MY Friday is Monday, so if I haven't totally confused you... I usually just wind down from working all weekend. Watch movies, hang out with friends, try to make plans with people who are starting their work week... ugh.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't keep secrets about myself really, so, in all honesty, I'd tell you whatever you really wanted to know about... this can be kind of off putting for some people lol, they don't expect me to be so direct about my life. The way I see it, the things I've gone through have made me who I am, so why hide it. I try to live life with as few regrets as possible.

I mean, if you have skeletons in your closet, they will tend to haunt you at the worst possible times, so, you might as well open the door and have conversations and joke around about them.

But, just for the sake of the site: I have a few guilty pleasure bands... Paramore, Fall Out Boy, and Panic at the Disco... Damn, I just lost all my punk rock cred... good thing I don't care about that sort of thing... What can I say? Their shit is catchy.

P.S. If I like you. I'm going to act like I like you. None of that alpha male, shaming bullshit. I'll enjoy talking to you and probably want to do it at length.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Any of this sounds interesting. You'll be glad you did, I'm pretty damn awesome.

Especially if you play video games or have a nerdy side that you embrace (or even want to embrace) with no regrets.

I respond to 99% of the messages I get fyi, and I'm not going to send you a "dick pic" or ask to trade nudes, or any of those other /r/creepypms worthy crap I see women complain about.