Find better matches with our advanced matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy

strange_bumps

39 M Austin, TX

My Details

Last Online
Nov 24, 2007
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

Similar Users

My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I like Sonic Youth. I love 2001: A Space Odyssey. I like naps and going to the park to take photos. I play the guitar and record my own music. I love film. I am the macguffin. I am also Alan Smithee. I love these films: Umberto D, Chinatown, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Third Man, A Clockwork Orange...The Trial... I like to kill babies....Bands: Unwound, Gastr del Sol...Dead C...Beck...Sebadoh...Elliott Smith...Black Wax Machine....Gum is fun to chew.

I am explosive, dynamic, and tnt
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Right now, I am wasting my life. I still haven't graduated. I still need to become a rock star/film director/famous entrepenewer. And, I need to learn how to spel.

I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Guitar. Sexin up tha ladiez. Sleeping. Eating. Tetris. All classic video games. Being a film snob. Stubbing my toe. Complaining. Laughing at stupid people. Hating myself. Finding myself funny. Being Sarcastic. Being Rude. Drowning. Sneezing. Hitting a baseball. Cooking. Watching TV in my Undies.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If up close, my eyes. If far away, my distance.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
a) Catch-22, Catcher in the Rye, Naked Lunch, Fear and Loathing in Vegas, The complete works of Edgar Allen Poe

2) 2001, A Clockwork Orange, Paths of Glory, Chinatown, Rosemary's Baby, Fargo, Blood Simple, The Third Man, The Trial, Citizen Kane, Umberto D, The Seven Samurai, The Conformist, Solaris, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind,
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My guitars, My toaster, My razor, My socks, My glasses, and my teeth.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Death.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At home, sleeping. Er, uh, yeah, no I am out partying...I swear. I rock...RAWWWK
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am a nutcase.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–64
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are a nutcase too.