I like Sonic Youth. I love 2001: A Space Odyssey. I like naps and going to the park to take photos. I play the guitar and record my own music. I love film. I am the macguffin. I am also Alan Smithee. I love these films: Umberto D, Chinatown, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Third Man, A Clockwork Orange...The Trial... I like to kill babies....Bands: Unwound, Gastr del Sol...Dead C...Beck...Sebadoh...Elliott Smith...Black Wax Machine....Gum is fun to chew.

I am explosive, dynamic, and tnt

Right now, I am wasting my life. I still haven't graduated. I still need to become a rock star/film director/famous entrepenewer. And, I need to learn how to spel.

Guitar. Sexin up tha ladiez. Sleeping. Eating. Tetris. All classic video games. Being a film snob. Stubbing my toe. Complaining. Laughing at stupid people. Hating myself. Finding myself funny. Being Sarcastic. Being Rude. Drowning. Sneezing. Hitting a baseball. Cooking. Watching TV in my Undies.

If up close, my eyes. If far away, my distance.

a) Catch-22, Catcher in the Rye, Naked Lunch, Fear and Loathing in Vegas, The complete works of Edgar Allen Poe

2) 2001, A Clockwork Orange, Paths of Glory, Chinatown, Rosemary's Baby, Fargo, Blood Simple, The Third Man, The Trial, Citizen Kane, Umberto D, The Seven Samurai, The Conformist, Solaris, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind,

My guitars, My toaster, My razor, My socks, My glasses, and my teeth.

Death.

At home, sleeping. Er, uh, yeah, no I am out partying...I swear. I rock...RAWWWK

I am a nutcase.

You are a nutcase too.