First and foremost, my passion is creating art... Particularly
unusual subject matter in some cases, but I do dabble in socially
acceptable stuff as well, since that is the only stuff that tends
to pay. I'm traditionally trained, but I currently work on mostly
digital stuff. The good bulk of my time is spent working with
either Photoshop or Illustrator, depending on if I'm doing work for
my personal portfolio, or if I'm designing images for my
Aside from art, I also enjoy the occasional book (though I am by no
means as prolific a reader as others), a good midnight run, riding
my lovely motorcycle (the most enjoyable way to commute, in my
opinion), and shiny objects that fire copper jacketed lead
projectiles at high velocity. In addition to those things, I'm a
huge nerd for fantasy and sci-fi stuff, so consider yourself
Like most semi-intelligent forms of life, it's difficult to sum up
who I am in a couple of poorly organized paragraphs. That being
said, I'll leave the rest up to your wild and crazy imaginations.
What I’m doing with my life
As I've stated above, I'm drawn to anything art related (pun intended). Lately, I've been taking local sculpting classes, and enjoying the living fuck out of it... For work, I make signs. Not too artsy, but it pays the bills.
I’m really good at
Imagining stuff. If I only had one of those fancy green lantern
The first things people usually notice about me
I usually have facial hair of some type (it's also very red in the
sunlight). I also tend to ramble on about strange subject matter
for way too long. A few dinner conversations involving
cannibalistic serial killers come to mind...
Unfortunately, my talking switch got stuck in the "outside voice"
position, as well.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Too many to list. For movies and books, generally anything fantasy,
sci-fi, or related to taboo subjects fly with me. I listen to lots
of strange music including (but not limited to) gypsy punk and
viking death metal, but I do enjoy songs that utilize the grandpa's
guitar as well.
Food? Yes, please!
The six things I could never do without
1. Teh internetz. Can I include porn in this one?
2. Things to create stuff with. That's right, I'm counting them all
as one "thing". Deal with it.
5. Fuzzy animals. (Sometimes related to item 3.)
6. A pile of gold and jewels to perch upon while in dragon form.
I'm still working on this one.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a
tootsie pop? Stupid owl...
On a typical Friday night I am
A carbon based life form obeying the law of gravity.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I sometimes enjoy examining (and on occasion collecting) dead
things. I have a great appreciation for people with a scholarly
interest in death, even though that makes me sound really morbid
Also I have about a dozen gibberish nicknames for my cat.
You should message me if
You are an attractive, yet quirky atheist/agnostic (or better yet,
skeptic) who loves comic books, art, rogue taxidermy, nature,
firearms and other miscellaneous shiny things.