Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Honestly I'm not really sure what I'm doing at this point. Women
like to hear that, right? What I mean is that I am open to whatever
comes my way. I am single, and I am craving some sort of
companionship. I identify as poly but I have been in several types
of relationships and they are all fulfilling in their own
I am honest to a fault. I am not ashamed of myself. I give too
much, I like to please. I don't really know how but these tend to
be seen as negative qualities.
It's harder than it should be to summarize myself. Ignore all that
stuff up there and know these things: I went to school for massage
therapy. I can cook. I don't get jealous or controlling. I am
horribly honest. I am quite experienced in bed. I'm not
unattractive. If you ask pretty much anything of me, I will
probably do it. I don't really "have my shit together" but I am
working on it and I do have a plan. My car is ugly but it works and
I can go from places to other places without much difficulty at
all. I do this thing a lot where I try to be witty and I think it
works against me sometimes.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Brewing beer. As often as possible. And then sharing that beer with
friends. Planning plans for living life and loving lovers.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Brewing beer, drinking beer, massage, cooking, critical thought,
not-so-critical thought, loving and lusting, being strange in
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My smile, for sure. Unless I'm doing something ridiculous, then
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Anything by Vonnegut. Most things by Huxley, Ken Wilbur, Pynchon,
Dave Eggers, Orwell to name a few that randomly come to mind as I
eat this apple. Alternative healing, human sexuality, books on
homebrewing and other diy, cookbooks (although I never follow
As for music, pretty much anything that doesn't sound like
something else. So that tends to leave most popular music out for
me. I won't go on a tirade listing bands. Chances are we will have
at least a few favorite bands in common.
I don't really watch much TV, but I do like these things: adventure
time, game of thrones, breaking bad, metalocalypse, doctor who (and
I'm not just talking the new stuff. Used to watch the old cheesy
goodness on pbs every Friday night when I was a kiddo) and some
other stuff too but you might have noticed by now I'm not a huge
fan of listing things. Which is why I won't even get into movies.
If they don't suck, or they do suck really really badly, I'll
probably like them.
I like food. I'll try anything once, and usually a second time.
Absolutely any kind of curry will be welcome in my belly. And fruit
binges are fantastic in the warmer months.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Some sort of combination of the above
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Either everything all at once or nothing at all if I'm spacing
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If I'm not at work, Ill probably be having a beer or three with my
friends. Sometimes out, sometimes in. Sometimes Shows, sometimes
movies, sometimes board games. You could say my typical type is
typically atypical. And I would love it if you did say that.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Anything I'm asked about, really.
But here's some things to make you feel like I'm exposing
I fantasize a good deal about being a hermit and living in the
I've known how to play classical guitar for 15 years but I can't
play anything you request
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are complex but not confusing, stick to plans you make and make
plans you want to stick to, are not afraid of your own or others'
sexuality, and know how to enjoy life without restricting other's
enjoyment of their own.
Bonus points for intelligence, physical fitness, atheism, beer
appreciation, openness, and general uniqueness
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