I should have lived in the time of the beats. I really wish I'd run around Greenwich in those days, having gone conversations with the great wasted minds. I would be the guy who doesn't get too extreme, but is along for the ride with the crazies, and documents it with some sort of innocent perspective.

At my best, anyway.

Going to grad school for playwriting. I'll tell you more about that later. I do a fair amount of teaching in colleges and other schools.

I suppose i'm here throwing my penny in a wishing well and thinking, "I'd like to have an adult relationship."

Honestly, I'm ultimately hoping to find someone who will grow into a teammate, comic partner, lover and first-choice companion.

My type: Liz Lemon from 30 Rock.

Grad school, ad junct, writing plays, searching for shiny objects.

Yoga, Running, Trying to relax through the challenges of my grad school program.

Dodging compliments.
Making Chili.
Hat juggling.

I really have no honest answer for this.

White Boy Shuffle by Paul Beatty, Killing Yourself to Live by Chuck Klosterman, Hard Boiled Wonderland and the End of the World by Haruki Murakami, Crime and Punishment by Fyodr Dostoyevsky, Beautiful Losers by Leonard Cohen, Invisible Monsters by Chuck Palanick, Catcher in the Rye and Seymour an Introduction by J.D. Salinger, Cat's Cradle and Hocus Pocus by Kurt Vonegut, Kafka Was the Rage by um I forget that guy's name, Einstein's Dreams by someone else whose name I forget, Ragtime by E.L. Doctorow, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance by Robert Pirsig, Harry Potter (7,6,4,3,5,2,1)

Movies: Synecdoche, New York is my new favorite movie; Burn After Reading; Office Space; Mirrormask; Juno; Slumdog Millionaire; Up; Memento; Dr. Strangelove; Brick; Hudsucker Proxy; Adaptation; Eternal Sunshine; Bein John Malkovich; You Can Count on Me; Eagle Vs. Shark; Kung Fu Hustle; Bedknobs and Broomsticks; Waiting for Guffman; For Your Consideration; also like Slings and Arrows, Arrested Development, Lost, Skins, 30 Rock, Monty Python Flying Circus

Music: I feel you judging me - Bright Eyes, Wilco, Ryan Adams, Old 97's, Damien Rice, Counting Crows (shut up I like them), Radiohead (that won me some respect, huh?), Arcade Fire, Wilco, Green Day, The Ramones, Billy Bragg, The National, Moldy Peaches (yeah even before Juno), Pink Floyd, Tribe Called Quest, The Replacements, The Refreshments, Nirvana, Badly Drawn Boy, Weezer, Gillian Welch, Charlie Parker, Bob Marley, Tom Waits, Bob Dylan, Luis Armstrong, Sisters Three, Carole King, Joni Mitchell, Lisa Hannigan, Offspring, Clash, and a bunch of other crap.

Food: I love food. Thai and Indian are my faves.

I hope there's nothing I couldn't do without. But six things of great importance to me are:

hope, love, theatre, notebooks, a work-out, opinions.

stories. words. girls. god. faith. family. marriage. social injustice. death. friends. art. theatre. rocknroll. health. balance.

convinced it's still Thursday.

I have souzaphones for feet.

You can write your message in sonnet form.
Liz Lemon reminds you of yourself.
You're healthy in the brain and in the bod.
You want to trade writing samples.
You have good news for me.
You know what happened to my argyle sweater. I can't find it anywhere.
Addendum:
I found my argyle sweater. So um, message me if:
You would like to see my argyle sweater. It's really neat.