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39 Eagan, MN Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 28–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My friends and family say I'm smart, funny, talented, loyal, kind and ambitious. But what do they know? In actuality, I'm quite stupid, devoid of any skills whatsoever, a backstabber, mean as a junkyard dog and super lazy. I'm also pretty sarcastic.

About me: I'm a big movie fan, although I'm starting to prefer home viewing over the theater experience...WAY too much texting going on these days. I just don't get it: why spend $10 to sit in a dark room and talk on the phone or text for 2 hours straight when you could do that SAME thing at home, for FREE? Anyway. I've got everything from South Park to Citizen Kane in my collection, so if you're the type who enjoys a movie by talking all the way through it, well...

In addition to movies I LOVE music: The Beatles, Tom Petty, Aerosmith, Queen, Beethoven, Green Day, Huey Lewis and The News, movie scores...pretty much anything but rap, hip/hop and whatever most "new" music is called.

I'm driven by my creativity: screenwriting/directing/songwriting/'s what keeps me sane! Unfortunately I'm not getting paid to do what I love just yet, but you gotta have goals, right?

I love to cook, and I adore my little beagle pup.

About my date: she's smart, witty, attractive, has a phenomenal sense of humor, AND she knows the difference between "there", "they're" and "their". (Sorry, but I'm the son of two teachers. Can't be helped.) If she's creative (writing, singing, etc.) that's a huge plus. Nothing turns my legs to Jello more than a cutie with a great set of pipes! ("Pipes" meaning vocal cords in this case.)

One last bit of info: although I haven't really landed on a particular denomination just yet, I am a Christian, and I'm looking for the same. That doesn't mean I'm part of the "Religious Right" - very far from it, in fact - just that I believe in God. And while I certainly don't expect to find someone that believes the exact same thing, I can easily say that atheists need not apply. I don't judge or frown upon those with different beliefs, but since a shared faith is important to me in the long run, I figure it's best to make that clear from the get-go so no one's time gets wasted.

My soap box just collapsed and I broke a toe.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm holding down the "steady day job" so I can pay the mortgage, but I always have a creative project in the works, hoping that someday my true career of choice will take off.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm a pretty good writer/director, and I'm a decent musician. I'm pretty slick with computers and technology, and I'm not too shabby in the kitchen, either. (Notice I didn't claim to be "really good" at anything? Although I may be really good at all things listed above, there's always someone better!)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Depends on the environment, but people usually notice my sense of humor first. If not that, then it most certainly must be my massive biceps. Kidding.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My favorite movie is "Raiders of the Lost Ark". I won't even mention the hundreds of others because this paragraph would go on forever. I'm a big fan of Stephen King, and I also read a lot of non-fiction about filmmaking. My favorite TV shows of all time are "Lost" and "Friends". As far as current shows go, "Breaking Bad" and "The Walking Dead" are top notch. Music - already covered in my main profile. And food? Pretty much everything but seafood.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Six things I could never do without: 1) Brain. 2) Heart. 3) Lungs. 4) Oxygen. 5) Food. 6) Water.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Quantum physics, chaos theory, various uses of liquid nitrogen, the little wire twisty things you find on bread packaging, what obnoxious thing to write next...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually at home, occasionally out, always alive. Thus far.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Some of my eyebrow hairs grow faster and longer than others.
You should message me if
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You should message me if you read my entire profile at least once, and grinned or chuckled at least twice. If you read this whole thing and weren't amused one bit, believe me. I would annoy the hell out of you.

You should also understand that medical science has not yet found a cure for baldness, and since I refuse to sport a comb-over or buy a goofy wig, you'd better be intrigued by bright, shiny things, because this dome of mine tends to reflect light from time to time.

Oh. You should also message me if you feel like it. That's cool, too.